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The 2012 Holiday Party Report Part 2 + Scumbag Car and Good Guy Tweeps

Yesterday was one of those days — the highly memorable kind that you could totally call “a rollercoaster” if it had been anything other than stellar for the first 80 percent of it… Or if I had spent it at Cedar Point or Wonderland or something.

It all started out dreamily with some DIRELY needed hair TLC at Sparks in Liberty Village (full review of that adventure coming soon, but long story short: Sparks Salon = beauty heaven and Liquid Keratin = gorgeous hair in a bottle.)

Then, I spent some quality time with the boys…

Did some last minute Christmas shopping…

Hit the gym, computed a little, packed my car and hit the road to head home for Christmas.

Vinyl Tap was on the radio, my coffee cup was full, and I was only 4 hours away from SLEEPING IN MY SWEET BED IN CHATHAM!

Or so I thought.

Scumbag car strrrrrikes again! WHY MAN? WHY? Just as I’m getting on the 427 you decide to overheat? Why are you so hot? IT’S FREEZING OUTSIDE!

I called my dad who advised me not to drive four hours West with the gauge at full H and the check engine light on. My boyfriend, his brother, and everyone else I talked to agreed, and since I couldn’t get one person to give my bright idea at the very least a “meh, you’ll be okay,” I did the next best thing.

I Tweeted.

It was a long shot. I’d already pulled over and started Googling shops in the area on my iPhone to see what time they’d be open the next day, fully resigned to the fact that I wouldn’t be able to make my family Christmas today.

And then this popped up on my screen:

“Huh,” I thought. “Worth a try.”

30 minutes later, this:


Not only were the guys at Bento’s able to take me in right away, they got me back on the road within an hour — All because Tania took the time to reply to my tweet.

She didn’t have to do that. She could have let the tweet pass by and clicked over to something more entertaining, but she took the time to find and send me that number instead.

That little gesture made a world of difference to me — the difference between making it home in time for my extended family Christmas in Windsor and having to catch a train home the next evening with four huge bags of gifts in tow.

Thank you, Tania. You saved my Christmas with your simple act of kindness, and that does not deserve to go unrecognized or un-paid-forwarded.

So here; I donated a mango tree to a school in Africa through Plan Canada in your name (which I wrote as @tania since I don’t know your last name and wanted this to be a surprise.)

Just a small token of my appreciation that I hope makes someone’s life a little better, like your speed-Tweeting that shop’s number did for me.

Now for the Holiday Party Roundup Part 2 (Y’all can see Part 1 here) complete with 140 character party reviews once again — enjeezy!

LOL’s 2012 Holiday Party Roundup Part 2

More 140 character reviews!

Storified by Lauren O’Nizzle· Sun, Dec 23 2012 00:22:21

Double polaroidlaurenonizzle

2. HoHoTo at the Mod Club

Right now. @hohoto fun.Cheryl Howard
I have a self-imposed curfew of "whenever my phone dies o’clock."Lauren O’Neil
RT @TheModClub: @laurenonizzle is in the building. It’s true! I saw her. O’Neil
Over $53K raised for #hohoto!scribblelive
BAUCE! @saulcolt got a freaking chain made of himself like Rick Ross!laurenonizzle
If a businessman can get a chain of himself made, why NOT a news girl? I’m doing it.laurenonizzle
Spotted: the grinch at #hohotoscribblelive
Glory to the newborn king. #hohotoLauren O’Neil
Good kid, Maad city.Lauren O’Neil
VICE XMESS PARTY 2012 @vicecanada @partsnlabour (@ Parts & Labour w/ 4 others) O’Neil
Parkdale hipsters be alright by me. In fact, I rather like them.Lauren O’Neil
Blonde besties @laurenonizzle @keriblog @erinbury #hohoTOCASIE STEWART

3. Critical Mass Holiday Party at… a bunch of places

Photo by laurenonizzle * Instagramlaurenonizzle
Boyfriend’s work soiree. Started at a nice private club, then a chill pub, then a Karaoke bar. After party with a VHS and a polaroid, real late. Advertising people know how to party.
Boyfriend’s work Christmas party. Bring on the merry?Lauren O’Neil
Photo by laurenonizzle * Instagramlaurenonizzle
Oh it’s THAT kind of Christmas party… Bwahahalaurenonizzle
I’m surrounded by Ad guys. Flashback.laurenonizzle
Empire Records on VHS. This happened.laurenonizzle
Instagram of an actual polaroid picture. No filter.laurenonizzle

4. My work party

CBCNews Christmas thingie.laurenonizzle
Daytime potluck with more treats than a hungry showdog’s day dreams. I might have diabetes now. It was worth it.
Snow in #Toronto!laurenonizzle
ALL OF TEH COOKIES! I love it when the Mennonite baker ladies come to the CBC.laurenonizzle
P.S. I brought Lisa Simpson-shaped fruit.
I brought Lisa Simpson to the holiday potluck party at work.laurenonizzle

2. urbanebloc x Tunezy’s S.T.F.U. Party at the Burroughes Building

“A party slash shopping event as far as i could tell. Sick DJ, free coconut water and some random stairwell soup that made me laugh. Too much.

Took a selfie with a canned good to entertain myself. When life gives you gumbo, make GUMBONADE!!! #dbaglaurenonizzle
#stfupartyGwyneth Williams
DJ horse in the place to be!laurenonizzle
Ran into this cutie at the #stfuparty… Think we might be going home together ;) laurenonizzle
Is this art, or dig someone get drunk and decide to make a vodka / Chunky soup cocktail in the stairwell? #stfupartylaurenonizzle

5. Oxford Beach’s A Toronto Christmas

Drunk boys are bad photographers.laurenonizzle
The roundhouse looks nice all done up for Christmas :) #atoxmaslaurenonizzle
@courtney_c53 @harmony_xoxlaurenonizzle
My shadow is awesome.laurenonizzle
"YOU ARE A BLONDE GIRL!!!" screams a drunk guy in my face as he walks by me on the street. Cool story bro.Lauren O’Neil
Last night I went to a party with a candy bar. #atoxmaslaurenonizzle

7. Raptors Game

Not technically a holiday party, but it was part of Sean’s birthday present and I included THAT party in the last roundup so… whatever.

Dang, they got some gourmet corn dogs up in the ACC booths!laurenonizzle
Big ups to JustGreen for feeding me sushi in your box! #raptorslaurenonizzle
Show me on your jumbotron.laurenonizzle
"SHOW ME ON YOUR JUMBOTRON" – @laurenonizzle #raptors #greengameNate Black
The later it gets in the game, the more shameless I become about GETTING ON THE JUMBOTRON. @RaptorsLauren O’Neil
Me: "I just love… to have anger…" @NateJamesBlack: "That was a weird statement to make. Just so you know that."Lauren O’Neil
JustGreen is offsetting the carbon footprint of getting to and from this @raptors for everyone here. #greengame O’Neil
Raptors games have the best freaking music, always. cc @RaptorsLauren O’Neil
Didn’t get on the jumbotron but I just did the robot on teeveeeeeee. Again. @raptorslaurenonizzle

Last but not least, this:

Don’t read the comments. Just believe…

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Video vixen, Veggielicious, Emmy tweets and Aaron Paul

Bonjeezy mah squeezie! Would you like a freezie? A blocker for Chris Breezy? This language make you queasy?

Me too. I’ll stop.

Today I was in a music video with Casie and Jenie and Brock.

For fear of ruining any surprises or getting sued or something, I’m not going to tell you anything about said bad*ss video other than it is for a song by Shad and Grand Analog, it will be on MuchMusic in a few months, and there was green screen. A lot of green screen.

I LOVE GREEN SCREENS! We played around with the green room when it wasn’t in use.

By Derek MacLeod

Here are some more photos of the fun we had while waiting around on set today (when I wasn’t busy accidentally stealing watermelon slices from the set of a film next door. I thought they were for us! I’m sorry!)


OTIS! :)

I’ll be sure to blog you about it when the video is live.

Tonight, the somethingeth annual Emmy awards went down and my boyfriend Aaron Paul won the award for best supporting actor in a drama series over Giancarlo Esposito (Gus Fring), which was such a conflicting moment for many of us.

Try to watch this without crying. You can’t.


Veggielicious starts tomorrow in Toronto if you’re into that. I AM!

Night night.

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Protest toque, #CAJ2012 and the Caturday Linksplosion

I said brrrr, it’s cold in here. I said there must be some carbon in the atmosphere! I said ohheeohheeohhh – Frick, frick, frick.

I’m not taking this toque off until spring starts acting a little bit more like SPRING. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again (which is what I’m doing right now): Canada is the best country in the world, minus the weather.

Winter, I’m over you.


I woke up this morning to find Groundskeeper Willie staring at me all intense-like. He had managed, somehow, to rip my suuuuuper long-lasting helium heart (Sean gave it to me on Valentine’s day and it’s STILL floating!) down from a high shelf and just sat that there with it for a very long time. Quiet. Freaky.

It’s been a busy week between work and the gym and prepping for ROFLcon and… watching TV with Sean. I moderated a panel yesterday on “Twitter Tips & Tricks for journalists” at the Canadian Association of Journalists conference.


Sarah, William and Ron shared a wealth of information about how Twitter can be used in the newsroom and out on the field for journalistic purposes. I was actually pretty blown away by some of the things I saw (Uh, hi William’s self-built Twitter RSS-pulling Google spreadsheet.)

Ron Nurwisah from Huffington Post Canada made his presentation notes available online and you can view the entire panel’s live-blog here. I highly recommend that you do.

Actually, you’ll learn a ton just creeping the conference’s hashtag. So many smart people and interesting sessions around.

Not to be all me-me-me-milennial, because I’m pretty much less impressive than every other person on the speaker page, but this is my blog so HEY HEY LOOK AT MY BIO I AM SO COOL AND PROFESSIONAL LOOK LOOK:


Moving on.

Here’s the Caturday linksplosion for April 18, 2011:

- The “F*ck-It list” gets this guy into the Cannes Young Lions Academy with less than a month to spare. Nicely done.

- How CISPA would affect you (like, if you’re American)

- Carlton Banks flashmob sets world record (I wrote this one. My job is the best. Carlton Banks is the best.)

- This little boy is the best Carlton dancer ever, mostly because he’s soooo cute:

- You can buy canned air from Paris now. Meh.

- Good read: Our “white people problems” problem: Why it’s time to stop using “white” as a pejorative

- This poster changes the song you’re listening to when you throw something at it, which is dope if you don’t have a remote control and / or like to throw things.

- The first 4,000,000 digits of pi visualized.

- Why cats are better than dogs, according to the Internet.

- 80-year-old Twitter user on mission for 80,000 followers

- Autocorrect thinks it’s soooo funny. I nearly threw my iPhone at a fire hydrant for this.

- Depressing “We are Young” parody makes my 30 year old friends cry.

- Hilarious “I’m 24″ video makes my 24-year-old friends cry (and me laugh.)

- This article about 9 Ways Twentysomethings Screw Up Their Lives would make me cry if I could feel things inside anymore. It’s terribly depressing but also kind of kick-your-butt-into-gearish.

The brain caps off its last growth spurt during our 20s, but that doesn’t mean twentysomethings ought to wait around for their brains to grow up. Our 20s are wiring us to be the adults we will be. So step away from the videogames and pick up a book. These are use-it-or-lose years when neurons that fire together wire together. Whatever you want to change about yourself, now is the time to change it.


Finally, THIS:

Have a great Saturday night! I’ll be spending mine editing a video and cleaning, cleaning, cleaning… so much cleaning. Film crew in my house tomorrow. Mess must be removed / hidden. You know how it is.

Who plays Simpsons musical numbers on a freaking OCARINA? That chick. The coolest chick ever.


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