Dearest Santa;

Hay guy! You haven’t rolled out of the North Pole yet, have you? I know it’s a little last minute, butttt if you happen to have room for an extra pair of leggings or 70 on that big shiny sleigh of yours, we blogger chicks of Ontario would be much obliged

Honestly, I don’t even mind if you have to dress Rudolph and the gang up in my future threads to save space. Prancer will relish the chance to don some JCs – I just know it!

Anyhoo, I’ve been a good girl this year. I didn’t cook while driving or rob any art galleries or even pose as a plastic surgeon and inject cement into a woman’s butt implants or anything!

You know what else? I made my face look like a duck’s as often as humanly possible in order to make everyone else around me seem cooler by comparison. You see Santa, I am kind like that.

I held the door open for soooo many people, too. one time I even waited for like, 20 seconds while the douche behind me strolled on up like we all had nothing better to do than stand around holding doors open. I couldn’t very well drop the door once holding had commenced because I’m Canadian and well… damned if you do, damned if you don’t. It was incredibly frustrating.

Okay, so here’s what I want:

Party Rats.
Like the packaging says, they’re “ideal for night blogging!” – something us blogger girls tend to do a lot of. Especially those of us with day jobs. Rumor has it you can find these at the dollar store now… and by rumor, I mean my best friend (also a blogger) found some there. SCORE!

A subscription to Tattly.
Ink is hot right? I love the look of fresh tats, but not on myself because this blogger girls falls in love with something new after every seventh click. If I hadn’t made a conscious decision to abstain from tattoos back when I was 18, Pete Wentz and Soulja Boy would be holding hands on my back right now. Enter Tattly – “designy temporary tattoos” that, honest to goodness, I would be proud to rock for multiple years. A Tattly subscription would bring 8 new tattoos to my mailbox every single month, ensuring that I’m never inkless – but always rocking something new. WANT.

Black Milk… everything.
Leggings, Dresses, Swimsuits. Skirts. Can you maybe just bring me everything from Black Milk Clothing‘s catalogue? If that’s not possible, I can make do with the Galaxy leggings. And the Jaws bikini. And the Buscemi dress. And the 3D Rib Dress. You know what? Let’s stick with “everything”. Thanks Santa. Love you babe

A Simpsons Skateboard by Santa Cruz
I blogged about these back in July. Remember, Santa? I hope you’ve had time to find all 5 of these decks (plus an extra Duff longboard, for riding). They’re going to look great mounted on my wall. Eee! And while we’re on the subject of Springfield, this Simpsons chess set is also dope. Just a thought.

A Pet’s Eye View Camera:
To find out who’s REALLY stealing all of those mittens / socks / hair elastics / necklaces while I’m at work. Prediction: it’s not the gnomes. Prediction 2: This gift will result in so many great Youtube videos… if you’re into a cat food.

A Robot USB hub + Card reader:
!!! He’s functional, adorable, space saving, and he WALKS too. This doesn’t need much explanation.

Some Jeffrey Campbell Shoes
Remember what I said about Black Milk? Same deal. I want everything that JC makes. All of it. Or, at the very least, a new pair of Litas – because what’s a blogger girl without at least 20 pairs of Litas? I’d be laughed off of Lookbook without ‘em. The kitty-cat print shoes, if you can find them, would be ideal. If not, every single pair of these should do. You rule, Santa *kisses*

A DIY Cross-stitch iPhone 4 Case.
Rigggggght?

A Kitty-Cat Parade Tee.
RIIIIIGHHHHHHT?

A USB Typewriter
Because the nostalgia market is on FIRE right now! How sweet would somebody look blogging on one of these bad boys at the coffee shop? Works with Mac, PC, and – my favourite – the iPad. I’ve always said that those things need a better (read A) keyboard. BAM.

A Goat from Free The Children:
It’s not actually for me – though I do love goats. I want a goat for a family in Africa. They can drink her milk and breed her to make MORE goats for MORE milk and improve the quality of their lives greatly. Goats rule! This would be a lovely gift from you, Santa.

A Mario Level One scarf
Okay, this is just something that I want but can’t have since its original creator fell off the map after briefly making headlines in 2008. Can you knit? Hi

Cambridge Satchel Fluro
“Affordable” and “It Bag” have long been contradictory terms. The fact that I wouldn’t have to sell my car for this, one of 2011′s most buzzed about beauties, is awesome. But that’s not why I want it. This bag is simply cute and cheery as heaven. That said, I’d gladly accept a Céline Luggage Tote over one of these if you’ve got some extra scrilla to spend. Such a pretty little face!

The Glow Graffiti Light Paint Can:
Just think of all the sweet photos I could post on Instagram…

I could continue forever Santa – there really are a lot of want-worthy things out there right now. More than I could ever care to own, but desire nonetheless. I love so hard, ya know?

What I want the most this Christmas though, is to be healthy and happy and with the ones I love. Truly, this is all I need to be happy…

And also a new MacBook Pro. And a Canon 7D. And maybe a few animation courses at a really good design school… and a penthouse loft in New York City… and a pony that washes my face every night with her tongue that’s made of washcloth, and her saliva which is 100% fancy face wash.. the kind my mom uses.

LOVE YOU!