Hi Starly M’larly! Who’s a little Starly? Who is?

Uh… not you, human. Nice try though.

Limiting myself to only three discuss-worthy “Would You Rock It?” pieces was hard today. Really, really hard in light of Black Milk Clothing (they of the Artoo suit we all went nuts over) storming the viral web in full force this week avec one perfect Steve Buscemi Dress and a Jaws vs. Ariel swimsuit.

WHO ARE YOU GUYS and WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? Also, can we be bosom friends?

I could wear nothing but Black Milk for the next year and be happy, I think. The perfect uniform for a cheeky ‘doe like me. I could wear my special Buscemi Eyes with the Buscemi dress.

Oh hai, skeleton leggingsgoldfish swimsuitgalaxy dress. I want you on me. Each of you and all of your friends, too! One at a time though. We’ve got 365 days to work with here!

In other Jaws-inspired-fashion news (?), Duna Duna is Threadless concept that hasn’t quite achieved T-shirt status yet but probably will eventually, based on the flood of positive response they’ve been receiveing:

Bowser would never kill Peach because he’s in love with her – but you get the idea. Cyoooote! I would definitely rock this, and hope that I get a chance to (COME ON THREADLESS! MAKE THE TEE!).

Last but pretty much the opposite of least (read: greatest) = The “Conical Asian hat” I bought for 3$ on Spadina during lunch the other day.

I was pretty stoked on this hat for about 8 hours straight, not gunna lie. For a split second, I worried that this look on me might seem racist or tacky… but then I caught my reflection in a window and the only thing I could see was Raiden (minus the volts).

I felt hilarious and powerful wearing that hat, and I could not stop smiling – except for when I paused to take photos of myself because, ya know, duck face)

Hahaha, so much hate. I caught a lot of snarky photobombs. Narcissism is srs Business@

I wore the hat at my desk for a little while when I got back to the office, just for kicks. Some of my coworkers dug it maybe.

I should go to bed now.

If only it were that easy…

Night night!

<3

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