Posts tagged moving
Video of the day: She’s a hipster! (+ moving still sucks)
Oct 3rd
“I’m okay with Mainstream, get your vegan tempeh sandwich away from me!”
I’m really wishing I’d brought peanut butter and jelly to work right aboot nyoo. I swear to gahd I didn’t see that video until after I’d purchased lunch… which just so happened to be a tempeh wrap. Don’t hate.
The irony! The double irony. I only bought Tempeh to be ironic in the first place. Fermented soy stopped being cool the second my mom could bring it home from Zehrs (but refused to because I need to stop eating like a “freaky hippy” or something).
I’m onto Corn Smut and Mayim Bialik’s breast milk now.
Fungi is fun, guy! Blossom is fun too…
Moral of the blogpost = This video by i8athumbtack is hilar. Big ups to Alex Lewis, Aaron Joseph, Orion Abaca (The Tik Taks) and everybody else involved.
You guys are hot. Double hot because you’re funny and have the skills required to show this to the world.
It’s great to see that lonely island-style rap parody web video genre continue to thrive. Rumor has it one Torontonian blondebot you love to hate for speaking in third person sometimes is working on something similar with somebody very cool. But not today. Moving weekend has taken a toll on my brain – especially with Nuit Blanche thrown into the mix.
Hot damn was that one loooong Saturday. 6:00 am -> 6:00 am. My arms are jelly, my lids are heavy, and my new loft is only about 20% unpacked. “My new loft”… myaw. Look at my chandellieeeer.
And my pussycat…
And my heap of stuff stuff stuff STUPID STUFF….
You can also look at this roundup of what I wore during TIFF 2011, if you’re past that “sick to death of TIFF crap” phase by now:
C’est tout! Now, I gots to see an office about an organizing…

Little Twitter me and The Blonde Lock Necklace (P.S. MOVING SUCKS)
Sep 30th
WANT. WANT WANT WANT.
I ran into an old friend who was visiting from Berlin the other night. She was wearing the coolest necklace that, if my hazy memory serves me correctly, had a lock of blonde hair in the middle of it.
I was instantly obsessed and melodrunkmatically devastated when she told me that it was from some off-the-map boutique in Europe. “WAHHHH” thought I. This necklace was perfect – unlike anything I’d seen before or anything I’ve been able to find since, despite searching Google for three whole minutes. That’s actually a pretty long time in Internet minutes. Interninutes.
I did stumble upon something similar in my travels, however:
Lauren Passenti‘s Horse Hair Pendants are what’s right with the world of artisan jewelry; original, interesting, almost too good to be unique – though this won’t last long, I’m sure… (watch out for UO, Passenti!)
According to her Etsy bio, homegirl grew up on a haunted old farm in western Massachusetts. Her style is otherwordly… almost a bit macabre. Exactly the way I like my accessories.
Design crush of the week is you, LPJewelryDesigns.
SEGUUUUEEEEEEE! (that’s pronounced Segwayyyy, but it’s not a Segway. Segways are the leading cause of ironic death on this planet.)
Have you tried this Visual.ly Twitter thing yet? OMG GET OUT OF MY HEAD:
RIGHT? Spooky.
Teambuy’s got this thing going on where you can get $50 worth of clothes from American Apparel for only $25, just so you know. If I didn’t share that with you, I’d be a bad blogger. Jeebus. Can I purchase 20? They should pay me for advertising this shizz. Hey, you guys can pay me in high-waisted pants – I don’t even mind.
I must off to HELL now go. We’re moving. Like, tonight and tomorrow morning. Moving is the worst thing ever, what with all of the chaos and heavy lifting and clothes being shuffled around… *sigh*. This is our new pad – I’ll be writing lots and lots about it later, believe you me.
By Sunday, I’ll be living in the best neighbourhood in Toronto. I must keep this in mind tonight while lugging my life down Dufferin in a Uhaul.
Bwahaha… sweet satire. I wish that was real. Yeah, that’s right.
LINKFARM:
Unnecessary Journalism Phrases
The Milky Way Transit Authority
Kitty says NONONONONONO!
Cats Can be DJs too
LG Fashion Week Calendar (eee!)
Study: Power without status makes people mean (duh)
The Onion’s new Toronto branch is looking for interns!
Schrodinger’s Cat, by Minute Physics
Man kills his own mother over Avril Lavigne tickets. Seriously.
29-year-old woman hearing for the first time…
“Euthanasia Coaster” proposed
Teenage Mutant Ninja Pizza
Canadian Comic Stereotypes
Tattoo Barbie by TokiDoki
And last but not least, this guy really likes bunny tongues. Do you?

Oh Oh! PS! Nuit Blanche is on Saturday night! Go, go, go. Everybody… but not where I am, TOURIST. Ugh. Download the app. I’ll see you ’round town
FanEX, LiveGreen, and some Epic Emmy wins.
Aug 29th
What. A. Weekend.
It feels like it was about 5 minutes long, but that’s okay. Time flies when you’re having much merriment (and/or hauling gear around your pad), am I right?
So many videos are coming – no joke. I collected enough footage this weekend to make a documentary. Maybe I will…
I’ll call it “Capitalism: A Love Story”. That’s a good name for a doc, right?
It’ll mostly be me, dancing around Toronto like a Spaz, a la:
I’d watch a full length feature film of myself doing the boogie slide for sure – but that’s only because I’m a stark raving narcissist like that.
The above video was shot last night when I met up with Sean and Michael for a little bit after the LiveGreen Festival.
What a nice event. I learned a thing or two about pvc trim and lessening my carbon footprint (Did you know that the energy saved from just one pop can can operate a TV set for 3 hours? I just Googled that. It’s legit.) and had the chance to eat some of my beloved street corn.
I can’t wait to post the viddies of Skratch Bastid and Devine Brown (<3). Lots of cute dog footage too. Be excited for that.
Today, I hit up Fan Expo, which is kind of like Comic Con but Canadian and bigger. Shatner was there. ‘Nuff said.
I didn’t meet him, mind you… but he was there. I did get to battle with Kick Ass, buy some toys and kiss Tron on the mouth. That was cool.
Full on VLOG post coming laytah. In the meantime, please enjoy this little “Happy Birthday Zacky” vid I threw together from the other night. Full length interviews with all of the special guests I talked to will be uploaded when I get a freakin’ chance, JEEZ!
ZackTaylor.ca’s Big Bash! from Zack Taylor on Vimeo.
I full like I’m working two full time jobs right now between my job job, my blog blog, and all of these other little gigs I’ve got running on the side. TIFF is going to be insanity.
Meh. I’ll sleep when I am dead. And unpack my new apartment while I watch the Emmys right meow!
SHELDON COOPER WON FOR BEST ACTOR, did you hear? The most epic of all wins imaginable! He deserves to win every award ever. Except for the Darwin Awards ’cause, well… you know.
Jane Lynch and Betty White, Eric Stonestreet and Dexter’s Steve Shill also took home awards. Kill me with a machete made of AWESOME why don’t you.
And please Kill Edie Falco for stealing Tina Fey (or Amy Poehler)’s award, while you’re at it. Ahhhh, I kid, I keed. I love Edie Falco. I just love my funnygirls more.
I’m going to go watch the rest of this now and nerd out some more. It’s going to be a late night assembling well-priced, mass produced Swedish furniture, I tell you what.
<3 Lauren O’Parsons
BB Blogging – MOVING DAY!
Aug 28th
Hi precious flowers,
Blackberry Blogging. Moving day. Internet comes to the new digs tomorrow.
If you see a blonde girl walking down the street with her blog face on, two hands to the BB, stunna specs in full effect, that’s totally me. Hi.
Oh Rogers man, how eagerly I await your visit. My peripheral metacarpals quiver in anticipation.
Last night’s parties were so good.
Got to play with a whole bunch of new friends and old friends and random coolbies. Just how I like it.
Nate and Corey and Andrew and Casie and Liz and other Corey and Sean and a whole bunch of Toronto Twitteraties and other media kids were at Zacky’s party. I would link them if I was on a COMPUTER. RAH.
Met up for a minute with Brodie & co. after that (HI!) and was going to swing by Fierce Fab’s soiree in the North but it was getting late so I cuddled with Groundskeeper Willy and crashed around 4 a.m. instead because I knew I had to be up early.
You see, today was MOVING DAY!
We got everything into my new room a few hours ago and then I treated my crew to sushi ’cause they deserved it for hauling my stuff up and down the stairs.
I love you all so much – Thankyou from the bottom of my weakling heart.
I’m on the subway right now, almost at St. George station. Going down to Yonge-Dundas square for the Livegreen Festival VIP meet and greet (Thanks @NotableTV!)
I’d skip it to unpack some more, but I really want to say what’s up to Divine Brown ’cause I’m a hyooooge fan.
All of the interview videos from last night will be posted this week. I talked to a bunch of cool peeps…
I can’t pick a favourite because they’re all sweet. Aleesia, Spenny, and Bachelorette boy top the list. That’s as far as I’ll go. Oh! And Lizzie and Casie, obvs, ’cause nothing is more fun than shoving a mic in your homegirl’s face for a recorded gab!
G2G now – at Yonge-Dundas square. Fourth time this week… Something keeps drawing me back
Love you – and mother earth too.
-Reduce, Reuse, Recycle O’Nizzle

















































