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There’s something you should understand before reading this post, and this is that I am Lauren Stormborn of House O’Nizzle, the blood of old Valyria — the Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, and that despite any previous allusions to the fact that I may in fact be part Baratheon, I AM 100% TARGARYEN.
Now that this is out of the way, GUESS WHO WENT TO THE SICKEST PARTY LAST TUESDAY? *points at self with both thumbs*
That’s right, THIS GUY.
— Lauren O'Neil (@laurenonizzle) February 19, 2014
To launch the release of Games of Thrones Season 3 on DVD, the homies at hibbo decided to throw a red-wedding themed superbash at the Berkeley Church in Toronto. Like everything HBO touches, it was amazing.
Not only did I score a SICK TARGARYEN STEIN, eat tons of great food and sit in the iron freaking throne, I got to meet Bran AND Hodor!
No but for real, check it out:
Despite being told I was a Baratheon by a witch lady when I tossed my coin into a witchy smoking pot thing (I argued that I was definitely a Targaryen to no avail) I had a fantastic time at this party.
Please enjoy this Storify of live-tweets, photos and grams:
The king of Queen-Westeros
“Our shirts are simple, and they say one thing: ‘home.’” reads the company’s website. “By combining that statement with the border of a state, the impact is instant and you stylishly confess your pride for the state you call home.”
For canucks like me, we can stylishly confess our pride for an entire COUNTRY: Canada.
Not only does the Home T use high-quality American Apparel tees (those really soft ones — you know the ones,) a portion of the proceeds for every shirt sold is donated towards multiple sclerosis research. Guilt free purchase. I dig that.
And now, because I never did actually blog about it (SORRY, STUFF HAPPENED) here are my photos / tweets/ grams from World Mastercard Fashion Week Spring / Summer 2014. Thanks for all of the show invites, homies
Hey hey, who’d have thought I’d be back on the stage at Comedy Bar so soon?
RON TITE, I guess. He’s the host of Monkey Toast, a wicked and wildly succesful improvised late night talk show host that I’m appearing on TONIGHT.
“Put some Monkey on your Toast. Join us for the June 22nd show.
Host: Ron Tite
Monkey Toast Players: Paul Bates, Kerry Griffin, Herbie Barnes, Jennifer Goodhue, Sandy Jobin-Bevans, and Lisa Merchant.
Guests: Drew Hayden Taylor & Lauren O’Neil
Get your tickets in advance at comedybar.ca or by calling 416.551.6540″
Now, some Daft Cluck to pump you up for Saturday night — whatever it is you end up doing:
YOU CAN’T TWERK WITH US! #QuickNDirty #RatedRforRachet