Posts tagged ariel

… of these mass-cultured, spray-tanned, post-suburbanite reality-tv watchers who think she’s just some run-of-the-mill waterbreathing Disney princess.

As if! Do Blackberry users even know what Tumblr is?

I jest, I jest… Whether she’s v. hipster or original stylez, Ariel is the coolest Disney princess ever (after Belle, but only because of the library and the fact that she lives in a province like Canadians).

Halloweek 2011 has been amazing thus far and I loved being Hipster Ariel on Saturday night, despite the fact that very few people understood my costume. I was cool being plain old “Ariel” after a few hours, especially with Sexy Ursula and another Merbabe by my side.

We rolled out to the Burroughes Haunted Mansion party with a motley crew of characters. Zombie School teacher, Michael Hutchence and Popeye the Sailor Man among us.

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip…

UH HUH. UH HUH.

I ran down from the party to meet up with Brodie and Alex on the corner of Bathurst and Queen. Very important moustaches, coming through! Follow the little mermaid.

“What are you guys,” I asked. “Moustache men?”
“Our future selves,” said Brodie. “With moustaches.”

I love that Brodie lives in Toronto now. Maybe mom and dad will come live here one day too Until then, I’ve got my Teeyoh family:

And Willzer Woo

Kari B came to the TeeDot on Saturday all the way from Windsor, which made me super happy. I always miss my Windsor girls the most around Hallowe’en because they do it up like nobody else I’ve ever met (Except for Casie who takes Halloween every bit as seriously as we do, which is one of the reasons I love her so damn much!)

Pirate and vampire cheerleader on Friday night

Baby eating, gramma-acting, Lieutenant Danning KITTY GIRLS from Windsor!

Is it creepy that I grabbed those off of Facebook and put them on my blog? Don’t sue me or publish any photos from my teen years, please!

This is what Kari and I wore for Halloween in 2008. My hair is so much REDDER now.

I used to tan a bit. And take iron pills too. I should probably get on that again.

This skin hasn't seen UV rays in 3 years. Like an albino sewer rat.

Zillions of photos from the Burroughes Haunted Mansion party can be found here, and lots from Friday’s Liberty Grand party here. Both such solid parties. Thanks a mili, Hennessey!

More photos from Halloweekend can be found in my Flickr set here – including some from Kensington Market on Sunday. We ate Mexican food and explored the ghost hole. Also, squelettes:

I was one of the only people in a costume at work today. Thank goodness I’d already had a full week of pre-Halloween fun! It pretty much felt like any other Monday, but that’s okay. I am le tired. Biznass as usual… in a red wig. Whatevs.

Next year, I’m going to Hallowmeme in New York City. I swear to Advice God I’m going. In His likeness, purrhaps? Probably not. He’s kind of a d*ck.

Many great photos from Hallowmeme 2011 exist courtesy of HuffPo and Slacktory.

So good. So so good. I want to live in New York. In Brooklyn. In Williamsburg…

KIDDING!