teh interwebz
Interview: That time I stole Scumbag Steve’s hat
May 16th
I wonder if the person who ripped Blake Boston’s picture from Myspace and turned him into an internet meme had any idea that the dude under the iconic hat was actually, legitimately, a hilarious character.
Surely they must by now. Scumbag Steve is one of the most ubiquitous image macros of our time! And while he may have hated it at first, being a meme seems to be working out well for Boston.
See: scumbagthursdays.com, this, and the rap video below that’s scored more than 2 million hits in just 13 days
I hate to break it to y’all, but the real Scumbag Steve is actually a nice guy. He’s Cool, funny, polite… Not a scumbag at all.
Everybody at ROFLcon was loving him, myself included. THAT ACCENT kills me. SCAHF!
Don’t be disillusioned though, kittens. Scumbag Steve is about so much more than one photograph of one guy! The face of the meme may be Blake’s, but the humour stems from what we think about the scumbags in our own lives.
BWAHAHAH! I did that, man. I did that.
Annnnd blogging of comedic YouTube rap videos, I’ve been meaning to post this Krispy Kreme video for a few weeks now. I may have included it in a linklist already, but whatever. It’s good enough to blog twice.
The YouTube comments on that one are golden. Aren’t they always? Here’s a gem I got on an old video today:
I HAVE 400 HOUSES.

The Many (okay, a few) Faces of the Internet User: Which are you?
May 14th
When I started scrolling down this infographic I thought “HA! Great idea.” And then I passed the 7th panel and it was like “… uh…”
Is that it? Where are the mommy bloggers? The marketing deebs? The Nigerian Princes and game-day tweeters? The white knights, the Tumbling teens, the shameless social media gurus?
This is perturbingly incomplete and the references are dated, but it’s gorgeous nonetheless and jeepers why the heck am I griping about somebody else’s work?
THANK YOU, Flowtown, for making something cool. You rule. Your graphic designers especially.

Which category do you fall under? I’d put myself into the Meme Machine or Fact Finder. Actually, based on this post, I’m probably more of a critic.
(via Flowtown)

Interview with the Bed Intruder: LOL @ ROFLcon III
May 11th
Hide ya kids, Hide ya wife, and hide yo husband ’cause she chatting with errybody out here.
I should probably clarify for those of you who aren’t familiar with Antoine Dodson or his meteoric rise to fame that my headline isn’t entirely accurate.
You see, homeboy is not the bed intruder — he’s the guy from the bed intruder song. The one whose sister almost got… yeah know. Intruded.
They didn’t invite the real bed intruder to ROFLcon because a) they haven’t found him yet and b) he’s a gross attempted rapist. And who wants that shick around?
This interview was actually a dream come true, as I’ve been in love with everything Antoine since 2010. It was entirely spontaneous too! Of all the people I contacted, Antoine Dodson was one of the only ones I couldn’t get a hold of, so I prepared zilch. Nothing. Then, lo-and-behold as I walk up to a lecture hall at MIT Saturday afternoon… BAM.

I took my shot and he was sweet as a peach. Genuinely funny and so kind. I can’t say enough about how much I dig this guy — and Antoine, if you read this, know that I will take you up on that hair hookup should I ever make it down to Huntsville.
Next up on the interview list? Scumbag Steve. Lookout for it this weekend!

All of teh memes, dance dance dance: ROFLcon wrap party
May 6th
This… is exactly what it looks like: Antoine Dodson, Chuck Testa, Scumbag Steve, Double Rainbow Guy, Copper Cab and a few more accidental internet celebrities dancing on stage at a bar in Cambridge, Mass.
It’s been real, ROFLcon. F’real.
My full interview videos will be up this week, but for now you can sees some of the clips I processed last night on CBCnews.ca. How has the internet changed YOUR life?
Fantastic coverage from this weekend continues to roll out across the web. My Google alert on ROFLcon is pinging with something new almost every minute! Here are a few of my favourite pieces:
ROFLcon: What the internet talks about offline, by Christine Erickson for Mashable
Where Does Web Culture Go From Here? by Brian Raferty for Wired.com (also, this)
20 People You’ll Only Meet At ROFLcon, by Buzzfeed’s Katie Notopolous
All of Russ Martin’s ROFLcon coverage for Canada.com
Could Technology Tame the Internet Meme? by Mike Orcutt
Jonathan Zittrain Takes the Stage at ROFLCon, MediaShift’s J. Nathan Matias
Why Memes matter, or ‘What I learned at ROFLcon’ by Barb Darrow, GigaOm
OMFG It’s ROFLCon Time Again , by Derek Mead, Motherboard.
10 things I learned from Day 1 at ROFLcon, by Dave Eisenberg for BostInno
All of the memes… by Lauren Metter, Dig Boston
State of the Web Union: Supercuts, Lulz and Fanfic at ROFLcon III, Wired.com
The Three-Point Landing Supercut to End All Three-Point Landing Supercuts (Premiered at ROFLcon III, BOOYAH):
So good.
But alas, it’s time to get me back to Canada now… By car. THE HUMANITY!

LOL @ ROFLcon III: Photoblog One
May 5th
What up, Bromies?
I be coming at you live from MIT today, like some sort of brilliant genius who invents solar powered trash compactors over breakfast. Which is a pistachio muffin dipped in black coffee, obvs.
I can’t get enough of this place or this conference. It breaks my heart to know that it’s almost over, but we’ve gotten so much accomplished in the past 24 hours that it’s nearly unbelievable — especially considering the fact that I spent all of last night getting sick in my hotel room.
I’m done with car travel, by the way. Never again.
I’m still sick, but there is no way in aich-ee-double hockey sticks that I’d miss ROFLcon.
I had too many interviews lined up! Too many people to meet! Too many thoughts from smarter minds than mine to collect and push out into the Twittersphere!
“Create more value than you capture.” @moot quoting @timoreilly #ROFLcon || I reallllly like this. It should be the goal for content & life.
— Leslie Bradshaw (@LeslieBradshaw) May 5, 2012
So here I am. Gravol and Motrin keeping this train on the tracks (ish). I can’t wait to watch my interviews back… I have a feeling they might be kind of wonky – but really, when you’re interviewing this guy how can they be anything but?
I also talked to Chuck Testa, Antoine Dodson, Scumbag Steve, Double Rainbow guy, Liam Kyle Sullivan, Tron Guy, Chris Torres (Nyan Cat’s creator) and some other colourful characters.
I’ll be rolling out the interviews this week once I get a few minutes to edit them. For now though, please enjoy these iPhone ROFLPICS!
We’re about to head into the very last panel of the day, “Defending the Internet.”
It’s going to be brilliant. I already know it. And my boycrush Alexis Ohanian is on it so…

Caturday night LINKSPLOSION
Apr 22nd
Happy weekend, homies!
I made a pledge to stay in this evening and rest up for tomorrow. Lots planned, big Sunday, and I don’t want to sleep until forever o’clock tomorrow because I was out until forever o’clock tonight ya know?
So, in an attempt to KEEP MYSELF INSIDE I put a hairmask on my head. An all-night-long hairmask.
I feel positively regal…
Is it weird that I’m stil tempted to head out looking like a shiny muffin?
I won’t though, because I’m going to watch THIS right meow instead:
CatCam, the movie is only 16 minutes long. It screened at SXSW while I was there but I didn’t even find out until after I got home.
Some feline journalist I am.
The film, a documentary, is about a man who fashioned a tiny little camera-collar for his cat to wear. The footage is predictably adorable and hilarious. I haven’t even seen it yet, but I already know this to be true.
Have you ever wanted to see the world through a cat’s eye view? DO IT and then come back here for a little bit of L-L-L-Linksplosionage:
- Photographer Jason Lee takes incredibly creative photos of his two little daughters, and this week they went viral (with good reason.)
- Friday morning, a TV news station in Hamilton accidentally broadcast 3 minutes of porn. Oops! / bwahahaha.
- There is a disease in the U.K. that turns cats into “living robots” or something.
- Granny’s got game is a documentary film about women in their 70s playing basketball that NEEDS TO BE MADE.
- Remember double-clicking on things? Your kids won’t.
- This Llama laughs at a cow and it’s pretty cute.
- LGBTQ kids talk to their 40-year-old selves in this tear-jerking Youtube video. Nicely done.
- 125 gifs that are soooooo perfecccctly tripppppy (in honour of 4/20 day yesterday)
- Suge Knight doesn’t understand what a hologram is.
- 20 awkward dance moves at Coachella — but we’re all over Coachella by now, aren’t we?
- Bill Plympton tackles the Simpsons couch gag. And it is good.
- Canadian grocery store brand Joe Fresh gets another step cooler with Miami Vice themed lookbook video by Ellen Von Unwerth.
- Your mom made a music video (and it’s really bad. I’m sorry.)
- The Prototype 2 trailer is awesome and I want to play this game. RIGHT NOW!
And finally, here are 3 gloriously lulzy minutes of dirty newscast bloopers:
I laughed out loud several times while watching that before realizing that I could very well end up in one of those reels someday. Then I stopped laughing because KARMA.
Fingers crossed if I do end up as a reporter-meme, it’s for something like this and not, ya know… “The airline recently started serving Penis on domestic flights.”
Good man.
Nizzle, OUT!

Hologram Tupac, Douglas Coupland, Marshal McLuhan and the young urban narcissist…
Apr 18th

Sometimes I miss the days of unrequited curiosity, before we all carried Google in the palms of our hands.
Back in 2002, our playful cafeteria debates were solved with (semi)educated logic and creativity. Passion.
Now they’re solved with Wikipedia before they even begin.
A photographer named Frank Piccolo took that Cyberpunkish photo in Windsor when I was 20. Six years ago. I was still using a desktop computer in my dorm room and nobody had a data plan yet, but I was deep into the web at the time nonetheless. I was also into Philip K. Dick. Styled those computer cords meself, I did!
“I want to be a cyborg when I grow up,” I used to joke.
I don’t joke about that anymore.
We’re like information vacuums, all of us. Ravenous. Insatiable. Some of us, more than others.
They say you can be addicted to the Internet and I probably am — but can I even afford not to be anymore? This is my life. Without it, who am I? What would I do?
I was up until 4:00 a.m. last night just clicking and finding and reading… Reading things that made me think and then thinking all night…
Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!!
There. I needed to lighten the mood a bit…
Nope. Still not light enough. Time for a HOLOGRAM PAC BREAK:
(via College Humor and Slacktory)
Okay. Better.
Here are a few more things that made me think and / or laugh last night:
- A Marshall McLuhan’s Twitter account. The fact that it exists and that somebody maintains it makes me feel good. It would a downright shame if nobody had done this. Kudos, whoever you are.
Faced with information overload, we have no alternative but pattern-recognition.
— Marshall McLuhan (@marshallmcluhan) March 30, 2012
- Pretty much everything in Douglas Coupland’s Twitter feed.
Photoshopped or real? twitter.com/DougCoupland/s…
— Doug Coupland (@DougCoupland) March 31, 2012
- Something Coupland created a while ago that I only found on Tank’s Magazine’s website the other day (CLICK TO EMBIGGEN):
- This dude who made a jersey out of pop tabs:
- Nobody won a Pulitzer Prize for fiction this year — the first time in 25 years judges have chosen nobody over anybody else. The photo that won for breaking news is hypnotizing and horrifying. You need to see it, but be forwarned.
- My childhood dreamboat is Zach Morris is actually kind of creepy. Here are 10 reasons why.
Zacky be bogarting that shizz!
Annnnd on that note, it’s way past my bedtime. Sweet dreams of Hologram Tupac, my friends! Fingers crossed he comes to your town with Dr. Dre soon enough…

Peepza, Bunnysocks and a dozen + Geeky Easter Eggs
Apr 8th
Happy Zombie Lich Jesus day, friends!
I meant to push this post live earlier in the day but passed out straight after family Easter brunch instead. Peep coma.
SPEAKING OF PEEPS (my favourite candy of all time), I only recently discovered that there’s an entire world of marshmallow chicken cuisine out there.
Peeps Sushi, Peeps Krispies, Peepsicles, Deep fried Peeps, PEEPZA!
Be still my pancreas.
I also stumbled upon a massive “Peep show” at the Carol Arts Centre in Westminster Maryland, where hundreds of artists have been creating “marshmallow masterpieces” every spring for the past 5 years.
Road trip 2013?
I didn’t go as big for Easter this year as I usually do for holidays. No chocolate factory video blogs, trampoline benders, taking my cats to see the Easter Bunny or sugary myspace graphics…

No anything, really.
I had intended to make some cool undead Easter eggs but time slipped away from me this weekend with all of the unexpected last-minute parties and Highway 401 breakdowns.
Belt broke. Smoke billowed. Engine overheated. Kapow.
A couple of nice OPP officers pulled up behind me on the shoulder of the road and called what turned out to be the coolest tow truck ever. VROOM VROOM! The driver reminded me of Santa.
That’s the kind of cab you need to climb up into, and if you didn’t already know how much I love climbing (trees, fences, buildings) now you do. I really like climbing.
Purple truck, silver lining.
My dad had to come and pick me up in Woodstock after that happened yesterday afternoon and by the time we got home to Chatham, I was so bummed and beat that I “took a nap” at 8:30 p.m.
I woke up 14 hours later, just in time to take a shower and get back on the highway for Easter Brunch with the fams in Windsor.
Now I’m home and enjoying some of Chef Mommy’s leftovers / crusing the web for Easter hilarity. She made Perch and potatoes and baby bok choy last night. And crepes!
Anyhoo, I’d already started building this “Geeky Easter Egg” roundup post last week so I decided to go forth now. It was inspired by Neatorama and Oddee these sweet Pantone Easter eggs:
Here are way more than a dozen more (not really even that) geeky Easter eggs for you to enjoy:
“Easter” egg (get it?):
One egg to rule them all:
Bender egg:
Mia Wallace Egg:
Pokemon eggs:
Eggshell script egg:
Forever alone egg:
All of the memeface eggs:
Super Mario eggs:
Nightmare before Easter egg:
Master Shake egg:
TV test pattern egg:
Southpark eggs:
Domo egg:
Clockwork Orange egg:
Kitty Cat Egg:
Egg Kitty Cat:
Easter Bunny Kitty Cat:
Kitty Cat meets Easter Bunny:

SHA!
I must now acknowledge that many of the above eggs aren’t all that geeky, but newf*** social media derps love that word and Google bringeth mad clicks. Not that I uh, care about traffic…
If you’re still jonesin’ for some oviform goodness, Pleated Jeans has got some Famous film scenes created with Easter eggs here.
And finally, the greatest (not yet pranked) church sign I’ve seen outside of the Simpsons (via Buzzfeed):
How’s that for progressive?
I’m going to go watch some TV now, because that’s pretty much all I can ever do when I come home. Not because Chatham’s just that boring, but because my parents’ couches / TV / fridge / cats / blankets are just that good.
Those are my bunny socks. HAPPY EASTER!

The Curator’s Code: Can Web Attribution be Standardized?
Mar 22nd
It feels like I’m discovering a new must-have thing every 10 minutes these days.
You know the things. Those things you don’t even realize you need until after you have them and then it’s all like “How did I LIIIIVEVE without this BEFORE??!!”
Things like city-grade bicycle locks, greek yogurt and Pleated Jeans Gif dumps. Online banking. Deodorant. Secret after-hours clubs where cool kids hang out. That instagram filter that makes your skin look radiant, even after a long night of hanging out in secret after-hours clubs where cool kids hang out…
It is my belief that a standardized system of attribution on the web is about to become one of those things — albeit a slightly less exciting one than, say, sriracha sauce on everything.
Whether that standard system takes the form of some widely recognized unicode characters (as suggested below) or an entire citation index modeled after the world of scientific research (discussed at length during this panel) has yet to be seen, but if the journalism-related panels I hit (/ hashtag creeped) during SXSW this year taught me anything, it’s that the discussion is hot and something’s about to pop.
Unveiled at a SXSW panel called “Is Aggregation Theft?” (one of more than 40 falling under the “journalism and online content” session theme this year), The Curator’s Code was created by Brain Pickings founder Maria Popova and Kelli Anderson, with help from Tina Roth Eisenberg of Swiss Miss (and my beloved Tattly!) among others.
It is their hope that this attribution system will catch on among journalists and bloggers, becoming a new standard for web accredidation — and they’re making it easy with bookmarklets, badges and free copypasta codes.
“One of the most magical things about the Internet is that it’s a whimsical rabbit hole of discovery — we start somewhere familiar and click our way to a wonderland of curiosity and fascination we never knew existed,” writes Popova on her blog, later stating that the Curator’s Code is “an effort to keep this whimsical rabbit hole open by honoring discovery through an actionable code of ethics — first, understanding why attribution matters, and then, implementing it across the web in a codified common standard, doing for attribution of discovery what Creative Commons has done for image attribution.”
She makes a great point, and with an influx of offline content producers making their way onto the wild wild web it’s an important discussion to have.
On the other hand, a huge number of web aggregators and bloggers (“curators”, if you will – and some of you won’t) have already been doing this for ages.
We credit sources by writing thinks like “via” or “found via” when appropriate. Sometimes, we simply hotlink — like this:
We give hat tips where hat tips are due, not because it’s a “rule”, but because it’s just kind of sh*tty not to. It’s what distinguishes a hack blogger from a professional… of sorts.
Personally, I find it easier to hyperlink an image to the referral source or type the word “via” next to a link than embed a unicode symbol (even with that cute bookmarklet handy).
That said, I love the idea of a standardized code of conduct that can be implemented across the blogoverse.
Will everybody use it? Heck no. The negative reactions for the curator’s code alone have been rising up like mad since last week’s presentation for some reason. Some are downright hilar.
Either way, the fact that anybody cares enough about this issue enough to make a beautiful website dedicated to it is great. It’s a lot easier to sit back and critique, round-up, aggregate, “curate” than it is to actually do something . Thus, I respect anybody who does.
Now, please enjoy the first installment of a 77 dance film set to Girl Talk’s “All Day” album. It’s one of the greatest things you’ll see this week, guaranteed. So good I can’t even handle it, it’s so flucking good. So good. So so good.
See the rest of Girl Walk and learn more about how it came to be (what up Kickstarter?) here ( ? BoingBoing)
OONTS! OONTS! OONTS! OONTS! (via 10 minute ago when I was Googling around for something else and accidentally found this.)

Angie’s Right Leg, J-Lo’s Nipple, Oscar Frocks and Chickens.
Feb 27th
Is it indecent to write “Nipple” in the title of a blog post? I hope not.
Here’s me making a duckface with a chicken who couldn’t make a duckface with me because he’s a chicken whose face can’t move:
Speaking of chickens, regard: a photograph of some rescued battery hens wearing sweaters.
Awwww. Say no to nuggets!
And on to the post…
Well friends, after almost 2 years of relentlessly live-Tweeting every notable (and not-so-notable) life moment, every cute animal I’ve run into on the street, and countless bits of random online hilarity, I’ve finally hit 7000 followers on Twitter.
Angelina Jolie’s right leg, on the other hand (foot?) had over 22,000 followers at (Word)press time, less than 24 hours after the account was established.
Check me out! Leg!!
— Angelina Jolie’s Leg (@AngiesRightLeg) February 27, 2012
This undoubtedly secures Angie’s leg as the true star of last night’s Academy Awards. In my mind, at least — which is pretty much the same thing as the entirety of the Internet, anyway.
J-Lo’s Nipple has a modest 3,376 followers at the moment, which is strange to me because her (her?) Tweets are a lot more entertaining than Leg’s. And the slip itself is way more controversial – did it happen, didn’t it? Controversy always plays well across multiple platforms.
Jennifer Lopez’s nipple must be Canadian.
This is what Angelina Jolie would look like if both of her legs were showing, courtesy of some guy on Reddit:
And this is what Angelina Jolie’s leg would look like in a bowl of mushroom soup:
Cream of Jolie! Make your own leg-bomb here.
For me, the memefication of Jolie’s has proven, once again, that the web is making contemporary TV relevant for my generation. The only reason I even tuned in to the Academy Awards at all was so that the Twitter jokes in my stream would make sense. “Can’t anybody just watch shows anymore?” asked my dad.
Nope. We need to participate. Be seen. Voice off. Feel like PART of the action.
billy crystal as tintin is somehow more offensive than blackface???
— lacey micallef (@lulinternet) February 27, 2012
If I hadn’t already produced a story about this (two years ago) I’d do it right now. Maybe I still shall, in a different format. And, you know, better. (scrub to minute 8-ish)
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I would be remiss not to tell you right now who I feel was best dressed, since every other blogger already has…
Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton, Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace and Viola Davis in Vera Wang round out the top three for me, followed by Jessica Chastain in Alexander McQueen, Gwyneth Douchetard in Tom Ford, Kristen Wiig in J. Mendel, Tina Fey in Carolina Herrera (PEPLUM!), and Emma Stone in Giambattista Valli (NECK BOW!).
Contenders for LOL’s worst dressed would include this chick, this chick and Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman… if we were mean like that… or had enough authority to actually call anybody the “worst” of anything.
BEST.
At The Old Mill w/ @laurenonizzle. Best Mill EVER!
Feb 23, 2012 | Source: Keek.com
BEST!
BESSSSST.
Until next time…











































































































