Introducing TRILLBERT (+A Tuesday night linksplosion)

Ayo, I have a new friend for you guys to meet; His name is AJ Colores, but he goes by TRILLBERT. Alors:

I didn’t use the word “alors” properly at all just there, but sick gif eh? That’s on his Trillbert website, which is also blogworthy (hence the blogging-it-ness.)

Watch this music video for “Chicken Head.” You’ll get what I mean.

That genre of music is called Trillstep, which I assumed was the same things as trap until I Googled it and saw that it is something (slightly) different.

Urban Dictionary defines Trillstep as “A new genre of music coming out of Houston, Texas. Consisting of dirty south raps with hard dance floor dubstep. Badbwoy BMc was the first to coin “trillstep” on his mix cd for Swisha House entitled “Welcome 2 Trillstep”.

Wait… ISN’T that trapcore? ISN’T YOU TRVPPING ON TUMBLR?!

Somebody explain it to me in the comments if you know or care. TRILLBERT gives good gif, and that’s really the most important thing to me. I don’t know who made this gif but I kind of need to work it in somewhere”

At the risk of sounding creepy, here are a few more things I like about Trillbert / AJ Colores (I’m too new to distinguish where one ends and the other begins. Heck, I can’t even figure out O’Neil and O’Nizzle yet.)

• His Instagram bio says “I enjoy long walks on the Internet”
• The mad ToeJam and Earl references within that Chicken Head video
• The URL on his Trillbert website that contains the string “?_escaped_fragment_=went-to-photoshop-and-told-em-makle-me-a-grill”
• He is a legit OG Internet kid, like me.
• His taste in Tumbles — look at what I just found:

DOOBLEH META BAUCE.

Now for that Linksplosion…

This is a spider who sounds like a motorcycle.

One time, Creed performed a show so bad that an entire audience launched a class-action suit against them — which should not shock you at all, really, because they’re Creed.

The web is NOT THE INTERNET (Thank you, Motherboard)

Grade 2 students learn grammar and spelling by correcting NFL player tweets, and it is good

Chop Chop, Karlie Kloss gets a cute new haircut that I think I’m going to copy.

Remember that Applebee’s server who posted a picture of the receipt with some snarky note from a pastor about not tipping because of God and stuff? Yeah, Applebee’s fired her, and the Internet is mad

Bang With _____: Why the DTF app genre’s got potential

I just found out about the B?s?zoku Japanese youth subculture. Pretty cool Wikipedia entry if you’re into that.

Clever website of the week: Things you can bake with a Penis cake pan that aren’t penis cakes.

These deer antler bicycle handlebar concepts are awesome. So dangerous. So awesome.

THIS COVERLETTER (I’d hire him.):

PORN STAR IN SPACE, PORN STAR IN SPACE

Beyonce does an impression of Sweet Brown.

Ironic Sans Quiz: Can YOU tell the difference between Arial and Helvetica?

13-year-old girl sends Hello Kitty to the edge of space

Jezebel hates that atrocious ‘Guyet’ beer campaign too! HA!

Seriously, f*ck this sh*t.

Disabled goldfish gets underwater ‘wheelchair’ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overkill, Thy name is this tiny, tablet-cleaning, Roomba-like robot

Bro 2.0.

The Last Supper, as Told Through Instagram

DeGene-saur-es Rex.

Nice one, Hanksy.

That’s all for now…  I know it’s already Tuesday, but I do have a weekend wrap on the way.  It was a big one. HANGTIGHT PR FOLK I LOVE YOU I’M JUST BUSSYYYYYYY WITH MY JOBBBBBBBB!