Choupette Lagerfeld and the Porn Theatre Halloween Party (#PTHP)

Looking for something to do, wear, or watch on Oct. 31st?

Halloween is only two days away now, and rumour has it that most of you won’t be trick or treating…

That’s not to say that you won’t need a costume though.

Rain or no ~~rain~~cain, it’s still the most wonderful time of the year

Would you really be going outside to trick or treat anyway? If you’re young enough to trick or treat without having to put on a mask on and speak in a really high voice like I did until I was 19, you’re probably not old enough to handle the type of images I post on this blog.

That one comes to you via my homie Brock McLaughlin and the Porn Theatre Halloween Party crew. THAT is what’s up on Halloween proper in Toronto this year, out of the rain, among cool cats, away from the deeby club thumping masses of King West…

The way it was described to me was basically “Awesome party in the old porno theatre, and we’re going to cut together all of the porny scenes from horror films, and play them on the big old porno theatre screens while we party” or something. SO MANY CALORIES YOU WILL BURN!

Paul describes it much better on The Grid’s night list this week. 10 dollah, hollah.

I’ll be there, though I’m not quite sure what I’ll be wearing yet.

On Saturday, I went as Choupette Lagerfeld because I needed something fast and cheap and easy to dance in (More on THAT special adventure in a few days!)

Most people assumed I was a simple sassy housecat. *eyeroll*

I’ll admit that it was hard to tell I was a siamese ragdoll when I took off my white coat, and without the Kaiser by my side it was difficult to know which Siamese cat, specifically, I was imitating.

I should have worn a faux chanel collar, perhaps, or carried and ici c’est un place du chat pillow, but heck, I was busy! Not everybody is fortunate enough to have maids do all their bidding…

My paws are numb from #NYFW. Translation: Maid, rub my feet & repolish my talons.

— Choupette Lagerfeld (@ChoupettesDiary) September 15, 2012

I’m undecided as to what I shall be on Wednesday for REAL Halloween, but I’ve been rounding up some fun ideas and will publish my bighugelist tomorrow. In the meantime, you’re welcome to snipe my fashion kitty idea.

Warning though: If you’re going to be Choupette, you’d better come correct. Karl Lagerfeld does not take kindly to crass imitations.