It’s TRUE, we are stars — My mom even said so.
And now that the stupid-film-festival-I-always-forget-how-much-I-hate-until-it-gets-here is finally
, we can all go back to feeling like the precious little stars we all are, as opposed to bothersome proles, annoying Canadians, over unwelcome visitors in our own dang city.
No, I swear, I AM Ben Affleck, see? I just want to buy some coconut water from that shop... no? Okay, cool. Mr. Redford can keep the shop, I don't even care.
TIFF doesn’t come without its fun (see: all of the parties) but if you had to bicycle straight through Lightbox land on your way to and from work for 10 days straight, you’d get it. You couldn’t miss it.
The congestion, the screaming, the weary faces of star gawkers waiting for hours outside of theatres for someone famous – anyone at all even sort of famous, the men standing next to black SUV’s telling you NOBODY’S ALLOWED to bike through your favourite shortcut right now.
SAYS WHO? MAYOR SUSAN SARANDON? WADDAHEY?!?
Now that that’s out of the way, here are the rest of my 140 character party reviews (with photos, of course).
[<a href="http://storify.com/laurenonizzle/tiff-140-character-reviews-part-3" target="_blank">View the story "LOL's TIFF party 140-character-reviews part 3" on Storify</a>]<br /> <h1>LOL’s TIFF party 140-character-reviews part 3</h1> <h2></h2> <p>Storified by Lauren O’Nizzle · Mon, Sep 17 2012 17:18:40</p> <div>Yo, yo, take a picture of me. With the siggggn.laurenonizzle</div> <div> <h2><b>vitaminwater Stars party at Kitch</b></h2> <p>”vitaminwater always brings the real fun, even if you have to trek north for it. Pogs, lite-brite, & an intimate journo-crowd were perfect.”<br><b>Rating: 9/10 — on of my favourite parties at TIFF this year, even though I got my butt kicked at Street fighter. </b></div> <div>I just got knocked out in a bar.laurenonizzle</div> <div>Photo by laurenonizzle * Instagramlaurenonizzle</div> <div>Stars. A really good band. @vitaminwater_ca #hydratetheparty http://pic.twitter.com/3ZNPhs4wLauren O’Nizzle</div> <div>I just requested a slammer. The waitress had no idea what I was talking about.laurenonizzle</div> <div>WE FOUND A SLAMMER! @pliving be killing it. Thanks @brianflaman
laurenonizzle</div> <div>A giant LITE-BRITE for me to play withhhhhhh. And then drink. #hydratethepartylaurenonizzle</div> <div>Infinite cool points to the person who can tell me what this is from.laurenonizzle</div> <div>My boys.laurenonizzle</div> <div>Introducing: Kitch, a new restaurant and club just north … – Toronto LifeMay 1, 2012 … Kitch bills itself as a place for “eats and beats”—the eats coming courtesy of Bryan Jackson, noted waffle lover and ow…</div> <div>More coverage from that party hyaw:</div> <div>Twitter outshines Stars at vitaminwater stars partyEvent: vitaminwater stars party Overheard: "My tweet about my tweet being on screen is on screen. Best. Day. Ever." Best drink: Vodka and…</div> <div>Live Music: Stars play Vitamin Water Party at Kitch in Toronto |There are few things more delightful than receiving an invitation to see a hugely successful band in an intimate venue, in the form of a …</div> <div>vitaminwater stars party | Facebookundefined</div> <div> <h2><b>2. Rob Stewart’s Revolution screening after-party at C-Lounge</b></h2> <p><b><br></b>”C Lounge looks nicer when the party’s private. Hey, a chick in a cup! You’re a deeb, you’re a deeb, you’re ok, vodka please. Still C Lounge.”<br><b>Rating 6/10: The venue was lovely and the host was cool. I would figure a smarter crowd for a film like this though. You know?</b></div> <div>My homie @21squares made this.laurenonizzle</div> <div>Revolution | tiff.netRevolution Rob Stewart Revolution Rob Stewart Rob Stewart follows his outstanding documentary Sharkwater with this impassioned, angry and…</div> <div>One girl, one cup. #tiff12laurenonizzle</div> <div>Afterward, we went to Brassai with a bunch of people from the Revolution party. Brassai makes C Lounge look like Sneaky Dees, if you know what I mean. I was loving it, from an anthropological standpoint. <br></div> <div>Photo by laurenonizzle * Instagramlaurenonizzle</div> <div>Lipstick is the worst.laurenonizzle</div> <div> <h2>The Paperboy Cast dinner and cocktail party at Bloke & 4th.</h2> <p>”Zac Efron was there. Enough said… okay, I didn’t get to make out with him, but we had the same coconut ice cream so, yeah. Soulmates.”<b><br></b><b>Rating: 10/10 – I got to breathe Efron air. </b></div> <div>undefinedCbc</div> <div>Zac Efron is here… Trying not to stare so here’s the menu. http://pic.twitter.com/fAut2DkqLauren O’Nizzle</div> <div>Zacky… Hey Zacky?laurenonizzle</div> <div>This one is Marc by Marc Jacobs.laurenonizzle</div> <div> <h2><b>Oxford Beach House at Malaparte in the TIFF Bell Lightbox</b></h2> <p>”Ain’t no party like a rooftop par-tay! Not an ugly person in the place. Ridonkuspensive drinks, total RPP, but a young one. I loved it.”<br><b>Rating: 8/10 — if I were a single chick and / or it was warm outside, it would be even higher.</b></div> <div>Oxford Beach House at Malaparte in the TIFF Bell Lightbox – September 8, 2012oxfordbeach</div> <div>My homies 3.laurenonizzle</div> <div>Photo by laurenonizzle * Instagramlaurenonizzle</div> <div>My friends are famous. Look! @rdbannon @brockmclaughlin @k_was_i #tiff12laurenonizzle</div> <div>Photo by laurenonizzle * Instagramlaurenonizzle</div> <div>Later we mosey’d around our own hoods a bit. </div> <div>Photo by laurenonizzle * Instagramlaurenonizzle</div> <div>And today, I finished my last TIFF post for work. It’s over, ladies and gentlemen… TIFF 2012 has officially wrapped.</div> <div>Our Top 10 TIFF 2012 Star Spotting submissions from the CBC Community – Your CommunityPrevious Post Our Top 10 TIFF 2012 Star Spotting submissions from the CBC Community</div>
Regularly scheduled non-douchey blogging resumes shortly – and boy is there a lot to blog about, GAH!
For now though…
This is my favourite piece of film festival coverage this year so far. It’s hilarious and so well done. Kudos, Sarah Lazarovic!
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