Come hang with me in the VIP lounge at BEERFEST 2012 (+ $5 discount ticket code)

Hey there, puppy-cat. Looking for something fun to do next Sunday, July 29? Hmmm?

How about joining Homer, Bender, and I at the 18th annual Toronto Festival of Beer?

Canada’s largest celebration of malty libation pops off in T-minus 8 days at the Exhibition Place in downtown Teeyoh, right next to beautiful Lake Ontario. Steps from my condo, bwahaha

Homer and Bender won’t actually be there (as far as I know) but plenty of other fun-loving celebrities will be — including the Salt N’ Pepa, who perform on Friday night and lots of rocker hotties *blush* on Sunday.

More importantly, over 200 different types of beer will be on tap for you to sample with your glorious commemorative Beer stein AND there is a World of Beer Pavillion kicking about. I don’t even know what that is but it sounds like a hoot.

But-ah Wait-ah! There’sah More!

If you buy your tickets using the code ONIZZLE, you’ll recieve a $5 discount right away PLUS you’ll get to join me for a free drink in the social media lounge on Sunday. Like, if you want to.

“The social media lounge is an invite only place within the festival that the media, bands, VIPS etc hang out and socialize,” I am told. I can only assume it involves a whole lot of this:

Ahhh, jk jk. Don’t do that. It’s terribly uncouth, I think.

You can learn more about all of the fabulous beer brands, food vendors, spirit companies and entertainers at this year’s BEERFEST on the festival’s website, and keep up with Toronto’s Festival of Beer on Facebook and Twitter.

Or, you know, you could buy tickets right here. Right meow. Hollah if you do. Pre-party at my place… maybe.