Interview with the Bed Intruder: LOL @ ROFLcon III

Hide ya kids, Hide ya wife, and hide yo husband ’cause she chatting with errybody out here.

I should probably clarify for those of you who aren’t familiar with Antoine Dodson or his meteoric rise to fame that my headline isn’t entirely accurate.

You see, homeboy is not the bed intruder — he’s the guy from the bed intruder song. The one whose sister almost got… yeah know. Intruded.

They didn’t invite the real bed intruder to ROFLcon because a) they haven’t found him yet and b) he’s a gross attempted rapist. And who wants that shick around?

This interview was actually a dream come true, as I’ve been in love with everything Antoine since 2010. It was entirely spontaneous too! Of all the people I contacted, Antoine Dodson was one of the only ones I couldn’t get a hold of, so I prepared zilch. Nothing. Then, lo-and-behold as I walk up to a lecture hall at MIT Saturday afternoon… BAM.

I took my shot and he was sweet as a peach. Genuinely funny and so kind. I can’t say enough about how much I dig this guy — and Antoine, if you read this, know that I will take you up on that hair hookup should I ever make it down to Huntsville.

Next up on the interview list? Scumbag Steve. Lookout for it this weekend!