Lulzy Links from Sickerbose: Super Grace, Cats who Tweet and the Rapper Spelling Bee Supercut

What up fraynds?

As you can see, I am a proper cat now. The Felinoplasty procedure I had Friday night left me pretty drained for most of the weekend, but it was well worth the ability to fetch my own lunch from the alleyways of Little Italy now.

Groundskeeper Willie is taking me on my first hunt tomorrow!

Ahhh I kid, I kid. What the heck is a Felinoplasty?

Casie made the Lozzie Pop Cat above for me on her iPhone with SigNote, to boost my spirits and subsequently my health.

She’s in Detroit for the auto show right now! I had the chance to go as well, but too much is going on at work-work right now so I must settle for living vicariously through my bestie’s Tweets. You should too. Detroit rules!

No fun adventures from this weekend to write about, I’m afraid. I spent almost the entire time in bed moaning my face off.

Get thy minds out of the guttah, hooligans! I was ill. I’m still ill — In BOTH ways (meaning that I am both sick and SICK…), which brings me to the first of 10 radaclysmic things I found on the Internet this week:

1. The Urban dictionary Rap Battle:

I feel like I would be friends with these guys if I knew them in real life, ya know? UD is my favourite thing ever. I submit my silly words to them all the time and one time I met Aaron Peckham (the site’s founder) at ROFLcon. I think I freaked him out a little with my enthusiasm. Anyhoo, nice rap chaps! Here’s some more…

2. The Rapper Spelling Bee Supercut:

Holy crap is this ever good. My homies at Slacktory put together this brilliant compilation of rappers spelling their own names and it is perfection. Straight up genius. If I ever become a kindergarden teacher, this is what I’ll use to teach my pupils how to spell.

3. The My Little Pony Generator:

Like my pretty pretty pony? Clear the next 2 hours from your schedule and go nuts.

4. Long lost NYE photos (ft. Casie:

Okay so they weren’t really lost and it certainly wasn’t long, but I found these snaps by Kate after I’d already posted about New Year’s Eve last week so nyaw:

5. 54 Beautifully Offensive Desktop Wallpapers:

I’ve got the above gem on my second monitor at work right now. I give it two more days before I’m told to take it down. Always a rebel, that O’Neil girl…

6. Angelina Jolie Doppelganger hits the web, goes viral:

Meet Lina Sands. Some guy posted an audition video of her last week and she’s since got some craaaaazy attention – and with good reason. It only makes sense that the first human clone is of one of humanity’s most beautiful specimens.

7. MTV CREEPS premiered and started trending on Twitter right away, which was awesome.

Big ups to my friends at LDU for this writeup. I gained a lotta lotta followers on Twitter that night. Thanks for the love to everybody who sent it If you missed the premiere, it’s online here.

8. Baby Cockatiel’s first 30 days:

I’m sure it sounds a bit lame to people who aren’t bird lovers, but this video is actually very very funny and very very cute. Just watch it. You’ll fall in love.

9. Cats who can Tweet?

The future, my friends, is fabulous.

10. Christian students organization + Nicki Minaj = Super Grace.

I actually kind of love this. It’s cute and clever and adorably cultish. Fun fun fun!

11. Casie and I are demons… or something.

Christine found this on Craigslist and sent it our ways. Some random must have grabbed that zombie snap from Google Images or something? Whatever the case, it’s hilarious and I love it. Craigslist never ever ever fails to entertain.

12. This chick snuck into a Russian military mocket factory to take photos and is thus the epitome of badass.

If I knew how to say “You Go Girl!” in Russian, that’s what I’d type right now — but I don’t so “Borscht!”

13. NYANCORE RAVE REMIX FAHCKYEAH!

Flyboy – Nyancore Live @ Atomic Lollipop 2011 by DJ Flyboy

Hat tip to David P. Leonard for that one. I’ll be running to this track for the rest of January. Nyanfit. It’s a new thing.

C’est tout. Time to finish watching Family Guy with Seany. Super cuddles and plently of laughter = all the medicine I need… plus like, tons of Advil Cold & Flu. That shick’s tiiiiight.