A Vurry Nerdy Valentine

HAPPY V-DAY, FRIENDS!

Guess what? I got you a valentine! See?…

SIKE! Bwahaha…

Jaykay, jaykay. Below is your real valentine, courtesy of Groening and co. Print it out, take it home, post it on your fridge, put in your wallet, give it to your mom, give it to the male with the biggest thorax in your ant farm, I don’t care – just whatever you do, don’t give it to Ralph Wiggum.

Things won’t end well, I can promise you this.

Now, here is a compendium of deliciously geeky valentines to satisfy the nerd girl (or guy) in you.

Insomnia: a blessing in disguise. Lauren: a robot in disguise. Transformers: more than meets the eye. Coffee: GET IN MY BELLY.

Sheeeet, I’ve gotta jet! Dinner reservations at a rather spicy resto Heyyy, get your mind out of the gutter that I just tossed it into by linking to that article! I will NOT be going there. Though you can bet your bottom dollar that I’ll be watching to see if any other couples leave the table in tandem.

Scandalous!