Wolf hoods, Butt hearts and Twitter tights

Happy Wednesday jimps and jitches!

It’s time for WOULD YOU ROCK IT, so riddle me this. Would you rock…

I think it can go without saying that I would rock this so hard I’d probably end up in the OSPCA after a few crazy nights, but I’m going to say it anyways because I’m THAT in love with these fabulous hats: HELLZ YEAH I WOULD ROCK IT.

I’d rock a different mammal every day of the week. People would stop and recognize the flyness that is on my head at every turn, men would throw themselves at me in the streets and pillars would be erected to commemorate my cool.

I’ll take seven, please.

2. A pair of pants with a heart-shaped hole on the butt?

If the world is fair, this look is comparable to a woman wearing an extremely low-cut top. And yet, something feels so much naughtier about butt cleavage than regular old boob-crack.

I wouldn’t sport these Eliot Ward-Fear pants , no sirree ~~bum~~bob. I dig how fashion forward they are but, much like our slim model friend pictured above, I haven’t got the ‘donk to rock such a daring derriere.

You know who DOES? and did?

Go Coco, Go Coco!

The first thing I pictured when I saw the heart-butt-trousers was Mrs. Ice-T sashaying down the Sachika twins’ NYFW Spring 2011 runway. That dress, I might actually rock if there were ever an occasion that called for it. Hecka cool.

3. “Follow me” tattoo tights:

In a word? Nyaaaaaah.

Tattoo tights in general are genius, but Twitter-inspired fashion is about as played out as Twitter-inspired “gurus“. You know what I’m saying.

While searching for more information about those tights I stumbled upon a blog dedicated to tights called “fashion my legs” or “FML”. I don’t even think it’s ironic. This little sidebar gif DEFINITELY isn’t, which only makes it incredibly funny and a little bit creepy.

LOVES IT!

While we’re on the subject of frocks and rockage, Fashionista.com released their “30 Most Stylish People of the Year list approximately one week ago today and it’s a good one.