Unboxing my new laptop: Meet Barbie III
Dearest blog readers,
I’d like to introduce you to the newest member of my electronic family – Barbie III. She’s pink, she’s perky, and she’s powerful enough to put your washing machine to shame.
Unless, of course, your washing machine also has an i7 processor, 6 Gigs of RAM and a motherlovin’ TERABYTE of storage – in which case, OMG who the heck are you and will let me use your sweet washing machine?
The Purolator man delivered her earlier this week and while I wasn’t home to experience the miracle, I’m told it was a relatively short and painless delivery.
With such a snappy, snagless conception period, I had only expected as much. Even with all of my sick mods and pimpations, there was only about a week between payment and drop-off. Impressive.
Words can’t express how excited I am about this, so I made a video. An UNBOXING video. It was only a matter of time.
I’m currently blogging on my busted trusty Barbie II. One last hoorah with the old Dell before I move on… *sigh* I can’t bear to think of her all cubed up in a recycling depot.
Maybe I can donate this laptop to someone who doesn’t need the F5 key… Or turn it into a dedicated terminal for my NES Roms.
Yes… that’s an idea I like I already have the USB controller, too! PARTY.
And speaaaaking of awesome, Dell and Windows just so happen to be throwing a huge end-of-summer bash featuring Down With Webster – you know that dope band of super hot guys from the Beaches? Yeah. I love ‘em something fierce, so I’m psyched to be hitting up this event.
Wanna come too? Of course you do, it’s gunna be so sick.
Head on over the Dell Spot and enter RIGHT MEOW ’cause you’ve only got until the 15th to get your name in! And if you do score an invite, let me know and we can meet up and high five a little bit, k?
It is with so much love that I bid you adieu from Barbie II for the very last time.