You + AXE fansign = Me in a bikini. Outside. In the snow.

Some of you may remember the note that I posted on my “Lauren for AXE” Facebook fan page a little while ago, asking help with Challenge number 5 : “Tag Yourself”.

It was a call to arms, asking you to lend me your ridiculously, ridiculously good looking face to help me land a ridiculously ridiculously good summer gig a lyaaaa:

Well, the time has come for me to ask again – but this time, I’m not just asking you… I’m attempting to bribe you.

Sort of.

You see, I have no money to pay you; no trinkets or fancy baubles that I can send your way; no free time to cook you a fabulous dinner (and truthfully, you wouldn’t want me to anyways… unless you consider grilled cheese sandwiches smothered in ketchup “fabulous”).

I have very little to offer you by way of tangible goods. After all, I am but a poor student (who could really use an awesome summer job … *cough* VOTE! ).

BUT, what I lack in resources, I can make up for with sheer wreckless abandon in the pursuit of making you LAUGH! (or at the very least crack a smile or a smirk or a scowl that masks an innner chuckle or something – hater.)

What I mean by this is that I’m never above doing crazy, weird, silly, uncool, SUPER cool, dangerous, ridonkulous and sometimes downright stupid things to entertain other people. Unfortunately, a way-too-large fraction of my hometown cronies can vouch for this statement. Anybody remember my rooftop cartwheels and spontaneous Thames River dips outside the Elephant’s nest back in the day? *hangs head in shame, lifts chin in pride, hands head in shame again*

Oi, oi, oi…

And so, here is my proposition, friends:

If 25 more people rock an official AXE Canada “I vote for Lauren” fansign in a picture on their Facebook page (it only counts if you tag me!) – I will run across the snow covered UWO campus in A BATHING SUIT. Obviously, this will be videotaped and uploaded to youtube.

Pretty much anyone who’s ever met me, like ever, can tell you that there’s nothing I hate more than being cold, so this isn’t just a funny stunt constructed to get pedestrians “wtf?”ing – it’s a mothahluvvin’ SACRIFICE for your entertainment!

Don’t even try to pretend that you’ve never gotten lulz over somebody else’s pain…

:p

I don’t promise to be as hilarious as our friend Scarlet here when she takes a tumble, but I suspect that you’ll get at least a minor chuckle on when I give the stodgiest prof. I can find directions to the gunshow on concrete beach in my inappropriate winter attire…

Soooo what are you waiting for? Help a sister out, PUH-LEASE! It’s simple! All you have to do is…

1. Print off the official AXE “I vote for” sign which can be dowloaded here

5. Tag both yourself and me in the photo

Easier than an 18-year-old puck bunny at a Sidney Crosby look-a-like convention, right? (AYOOOOH!)

There’s just one catch; Something that I had failed to realize earlier on in the competition :ONLY FANSIGNS FROM MALES COUNT (so lady friends, you’re off the hook.).

Another catch (k, so there are TWO catches): This challenge ends on Monday, March the 8th – which means that you’ve got to take a picture with the sign, and upload it to Facebook before next week. Capiche?

And on that note…

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Please leave your verdict in the comments (or email me, if this is too personal for you to reveal in the digital publics).

That is all.

<3 Lauren “the girl who should be doing her homework right now” O’Nizzle.