All my Scholar Ladies!
(also posted at muchmusic.com)
If you learned it, then you should have got an ‘A’ on it…
K, before you banish me back to 2008 (when youtube parodies of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video were actually cool) let me assure that you that I HATE played out internet memes more than anybody.
That being said – this little gem was just too damn good not to share. It’s got all the makings of a true viral sensation: cute school children, awkward dancing, that cheesy feel-good “aww” factor… I’d be willing to bet you $50 that this shows up on Ellen by the end of the week. Make that $100. No… $1000! I WILL BET YOU ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
Any takers?…
*shakes Gamblor off of back*
Um, anyways – check out “Scholar Ladies (Get an ‘A’ on it)” after the jump. If this doesn’t make you smile, you are either a cold-hearted monster, a robot, or Heidi Montag (in which case you’d still be smiling, but only on the inside because you can’t move your PLASTIC FACE.)
I can’t decide which of these characters I like more – but they both made me laugh my head off for some reason.
Stay in school, kids.
<3 O’Nizzle
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