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TIFF 2010: Want to get in on the action?

Brace Yourselves for the Hollywood Hurricane…

It’s approaching, my friends.

The most important 11-day-stretch of the year for star-watching celebustalkers in the great white north (and movie buffs too, apparently)

The 35th annual Toronto International Film Festival pops off this Thursday, and if the run-up coverage hasn’t already tipped you off, it’s going to be HUGE.

Hailed as the second-most important film festival in the world (next to Cannes), TIFF never fails to bring throngs upon throngs of real-live movie stars into town.

(And I’m not just talking about that dude from A Walk to Remember who lives downtown- I’m talking like, REAL HOLLYWOOD STARS.)

I’ll never live down the day that 15-year-old me yelled out “OMG! Johnny Depp! I LOVE YOU!!!!” across King St. one warm September evening… at Keanu Reeves. (#fail)

This year, I am actually living and working in Toronto, and lucky lucky lucky for me, I happen to be covering so many TIFF parties and events over the next two weeks that I can barely sleep out of sheer and utter EXCITEMENTO.

Will I meet Edward Norton or Megan Fox? Natalie Portman, Robert DeNiro? Will the gods prove themselves existent and align me a chance meeting with James Franco, perhaps? A girl can dream.

I’m pleased to announce that not only will I be covering some parties (and spreading juicy gossip) for work (you’ll know where to look for that if you know me IRL), I will also be working with vitaminwater canada to bring you exclusive TIFF party deets and celebrity interviews from their “Backyard” venue in Yorkville – right at the heart of the action.

I’ve seen the list of celebrities they’ll be hosting and… and let’s just say that if you were me when you saw that list, you would have peed your pants a little bit.

Not saying that… I did that… or anything…

You’ll be able to find my TIFF coverage on their blog and twitter stream (I’ll be tweeting as -l).

The backyard venue will be closed to the public for most of the festival, but this Friday the vitaminwater global team is opening up the patio doors and hosting a FREE public event to show off their sweet digs before the stars roll in: you are officially invited to the vitaminwater backyard social!

Check out the event’s description:

as hollywood descends on toronto for 11 days of supreme film entertainment, how would you like to be the first to hang out in the vitaminwater backyard? we’re giving you and your friends a rare glimpse into vitaminwater’s tiff headquarters at 36 hazelton where we will be celebrating featured films and hosting celebs. join us for food and drinks at our backyard social and launch tiff in style.

once you register, your name will be on our list, no tickets required. first come first serve, must be 19 years old and up to attend.

for more information about the event, check out the vitaminwater canada blog and follow the updates at @vitaminwater_ca. (the hashtag is #tiffby)

See you there? :)

Feel free to Tweet me (using the hashtag #tiffby) once you get there so that I can find you in the crowd for a high-five, aight?

<3L

PS – Please enjoy these hipstersaurs and kitty cakes. I sure did!

Shot down by a peacock + the social media blues…

Hi hi.

Yesterday, I went to the High Park zoo (or “animal paddocks“, as they’re officially called) with my buddy Sean Ward to help him make a big announcement for the interwebz.

They don’t have elephants or giraffes in High Park, but it’s a 10 minute walk from my house and last summer a bunch of animals ESCAPED there. That makes this my favourite zoo in Canada.

Those yaks are straight badass.

Oh, Google Images…

So, you may be wondering – “wwwwhat is this big announcement you speak of, L-bot?“  Well perhaps you should watch Sean’s vlog from yesterday and find out for yourself!

A very exciting project will be revealed – and you will also see an emu, some goats, a baby buffalo, a pack of joggers, three yellow balls, sweet red pants, a spooky picnic table etching, a wallaby or two and yours truly trying to seduce a large, pretty bird (to no avail)

Annnnd speaking of things you should watch by Sean Ward, if you haven’t checked out Talkin’ Social Media Blues yet – DO IT NOW. You’ll get a kick out of this, especially if you’re a bloggity tweet-head like so many of us are these days.

Teehee :)

One last thing – Big ups to Bryan for sending me this screenshot yesterday:

Seeing my name on the front page of Google News was a nice way to start the morning. And hey – Tiffany the Macaw was returned safe and sound!

Awwww.

<3 L

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Pizza Upskirts (and other weird sh*t I found online)

If you can see the link to a Flickr gallery called “Pizza Upskirts” and not click on it, then all the power to ya, my pure & mature friend.

I was sort of relieved / disappointed to find that this album didn’t actually contain any of the creeper-style upskirt shots with mini-pizzas photoshopped over the NSFW bits I was half expecting.

Um, anyways – I was clearing out MORE pictures from my miniscule hard drive (whom I have named Thumbelina McDumdum) and I stumbled upon the following gems in one of my many old “hilar” folders.

I wish I could give image credit where image credit is due (for a change) but alas, I have no idea where most of these came from. I really really wish I did so that I could go back and find more weirdness. After seeing this tonight @ the Drake, I’m in the mood for offbeat… but I’m not  even going to get into how incredibly, mind-blowing and NOT terrible Everything is Terrible is, ’cause that’s a whoooole other blogpost. One that I will write tomorrals.

Now laugh and/or feel uncomfortable, please:


(cyanide and happiness, ftw!)

And my favourite photo of the right now:

/whiz-bang wonderful

It seems as though my blog is experiencing a temporary identity crisis. Silly laurenoutloud.com – you’re not hosted by Tumblr!

omglate.

bed.

night!

<3 NizzlyLoo

PS - if you'd like to read some of my more... erm... coherent work for some reason, I've got a new post up on thestar.com’s intern blog. It’s about G20 Gawkers and citizen journalism.

I wrote a biglong story at work today too when I wasn’t busy writing up little crime gests. That felt good. As much as I adore writing about traffic fatalities and stabbings, sometimes it’s cool to stretch my legs in the box a bit.

Gee, 20…30? how many hours have I been awake?

(PHOTO: STEVE RUSSELL)

They marched in the thousands at the G-20 summit in Toronto. They marched angrily, but after walking with them, I’m not really sure what they were marching for.

(PHOTO: LUCAS OLENIUK)

Some of the demonstrators promoted socialism. Some promoted anarchy and I guess everything else falls somewhere between those two causes. Palestinian sympathizers danced and chanted with women’s rights activists as they passed a poster shaming Canada for the seal harvest. Hooded young men hid behind goggles, facemasks and a banner that said borders were prisons. They gave the finger and shouted something at my producer that you could never repeat to a priest. One woman held up a sign promoting rights for sex workers.

One young woman asked me if I wanted to buy her socialist newsletter. I responded, “But if I buy it, isn’t that capitalism?” She wasn’t amused and said her organization needed to cover their printing costs in this capitalist society.. . .

(PHOTO: LUCAS OLENIUK)

In the end it seems like a bunch of young people with a lot of anger, a desire for mischief and no solutions.”

-From “Free Speech without focus” by Michael Tobin, Fox News


(PHOTOL CARLOS OSORIO )

Tobin’s words are quite poignant, but I think I can safely say that this is the first and last time you will see me quote Fox News on my blog.

I’ll be posting about the insanity that was my weekend tomorrow, complete with videos and photos of protesters behaving badly. Kicking the windows out of cop cars, badly. I felt like I was living in a video game this weekend. I’m not even exaggerating.

(PHOTO: STEVE RUSSELL)

But now, I must sleep. With the exception of a few 3 hour naps, I’ve been awake and working on all things G20 for the past 30 hours or something.

I haven’t had a shower in three days and I am exhausted.

I hope you’re all okay :)

(PHOTO: RICHARD LAUTENS)

*all images from the Toronto Star’s G20 photoblog

A long, shaky day in news land

It was a big, busy day in the bustling GTA and this plucky cub reporter has a lot of things to say!
- A poetic salutation by Lauren O’Neil.

As some of you may have felt (if you live in Ontario, Quebec or the Northern United States), a 5.5 magnitude earthquake rocked the earth up in my neck of the woods today.

It was approximately 1:46 p.m. when tremors hit the 5th floor (and probably every other floor) of the Toronto Star building according to my log.

I was sitting in the box, deeply engaged in the story I was writing about marine restrictions between June 25th and 27th (I guess a bunch of rich dudes are throwing some big fancy party to talk about how rich they are at The Metro Convention Centre this weekend or something… how terribly inconvenient!) when I felt the building start to sway.

I’d heard that there were going to be severe storms today (still waiting on that), so I figured that it was probably a strong gust of wind – until it kept happening. I got up from my chair and looked around the newsroom. Everybody else was doing the same thing.

That’s when I started to get excited.

Did somebody bomb the convention centre? Are G20 protesters rioting downstairs? Could we, just maybe, be experiencing a real live EARTHQUAKE?!? Like the movie stars in HOLLYWOOD? Like Zach and the gang in that episode where Mrs. Belding has her baby in an elevator?

I’ve only ever experienced one earthquake before, and I don’t even remember it. It was when I was in Grade 5 and it was like, 8:30 p.m. and I was already in bed and slept right through it. All of my classmates who stayed up like because they were cooler than me were talking about it was the next day and I totally had to lie about how the picture frames FLEW OFF OF MY WALLS and UP INTO THE AIR LIKE GHOSTS!

I’ve never been a very good liar.

As soon as our bodies stopped rocking, the newsroom was all “full steam ahead!” – not that it wasn’t already. The days just keep getting busier as the G-CRUMMY gets closer  (see what I did there? see? HA! I slay myself, I do!)

The phones were ringing off the heezy with citizen tips, and the Twitterverse was abuzz with #earthquake chatter (I think that calling the newspaper must have been what people did before Twitter was around, ya know? I talked to a lot of precious old ladies today on the phone about how their plants and couches were shaking.)

I frantically tried to reach Earthquakes Canada, but of course their website wasn’t loading because the internet connectivity had dropped like woah.

When I did manage to finagle their digits, I couldn’t get through to an operator because everybody else was calling them too (scientists must feel like rockstars when natural disasters occur, eh?). So I called the Americans instead. The U.S. Geological Survey confirmed that is was, in fact, a 5.5 Magnitude earthquake we had just felt – and not the Decepticons, as I had secretly feared.

All of this came on the heels of an already uberbusy day.

I started my morning trying to snuff out the story of a suspicious package found at Queens Park station, which turned out to be nothing more than a briefcase someone had left behind. That little black “package” shut down the University subway line for an hour and a half during rush hour. Oi. The city of Toronto feels like a giant freakin’ post 9-11 American airport right now.

After that, the scanners were going nuts with all this gobbily gook about a cemetary sitch. I don’t think I’m allowed to repeat what I hear on the scanners on my blog. Even if I could, is that integrous? Whatever. I DID get everything I put into the article confirmed bye ze police, ’cause that’s how we roll in the box: PYAW!

Just as the earthquake kerfuffle was dying down a titch, one my editors came in like “Can you call the police to find out what’s going on at the Eaton Centre? Someone’s saying that there’s a man with a rifle there and it’s being evacuated…”

Holysnap, right?

I called the Division the mall is in right away. The Staff Sergeant was busy, so I called the Eaton Centre instead. After being put on hold for about 10 minutes, some stodgy sounding man came on the phone saying that it was against procedure to speak with the media and that I’d have to get my information from the police.

He was obviously very important. (what does an eye-roll emoticon look like?)

Of course, the fact that he wasn’t talking got me a little bit worried. I started to think of my friends who work and/or shop in the mall and I remembered that – YES! I have friends who WORK and SHOP in the mall! They’ll tell me if there is, in fact, a psycho on the loose near Yonge-Dundas square!

Exceppppt they couldn’t, because I couldn’t call them. I had just lost all of my address book contacts (yay BlackBerry auto-sync. NOT.). So I did what I do best – I took to Twitter.

A quick search for “Eaton Centre” revealed dozens of tweets saying “Rumour has it that the Yonge and Dundas subway station had a man with a machine gun and the entire Eaton Centre just got evacuated.”

‘Holy Moly!’ I thought, as I logged into my personal Twitter account to see if anybody I knew had posted about the incident.

My next move had the potential to cost me more cred as a journalist, in my opinion, than almost anything I’ve done to date (except for maybe this).

I re-tweeted the “rumor”.

Now, this wouldn’t be such a big deal if I was just some kid – but I’m supposed to be a reporter. Verification of facts is my GAME.

Not only am I n00b journalist, I’m a flaming tweet-a-holic. You’d think that I would know the power and potential of a tweet gone awry better than anybody.

According to Klout, my Tweets have the potential to reach approximately a quarter of a million people.

That’s a lot of misinformed Tweeps.

After calling 2 different police divisions, their communications line, and the main police headquarters, it was confirmed that whoever had called in the initial report was confused.

Apparently, a man had been taken into custody in the area hours earlier for busting out a fake gun or something in a subway terminal (don’t quote me on that). There was no evacuation. There was no rifle. But I’d been retweeted dozens of times by this point – and my retweets had been retweeted too. It was spreading like wildfire.

So much so that Toronto Police put out a counter-tweet:

I felt like a bloody idiot.

After all the things I’d learned in J-School about accuracy, about the dangers of using Twitter as a source… I did exactly what I shouldn’t have done. I jumped the gun and, even though it was from my own personal Twitter account and not an actual article, I spread information that wasn’t true.

I left work feeling worse than that time Petah did something mildly zany and I had a flashback to it for comedic effect.

I’ve come to realize that it doesn’t matter whether or not I put unverified facts into a news article that makes it into the newspaper (though thankfully there are editors to ensure that this would never happen) or tweet unverified facts from my personal account.

Okay, so there’s a HUGE difference in terms of impact, but the point is that if I’m going to choose to make it known that I’m working as a journalist – if I’m going to publicly associate my name with my employer’s brand – then I need to hold my Twitter feed up to the same standard that I would hold my professional work up to. Or maybe I should abstain from trying to break news on a personal account altogether.

These are things that I already sort of knew, deep down, but didn’t really think about until after I’d clicked that irrevocable send button.

I’m learning that what the grownups say is true: They can teach you all about the practice and principles of a profession in school, but it’s not until you actually encounter these types of issues in the real world that you truly learn.

I am reminded (said the sage old post-grad) of a young doctor I once knew while interning at a hospital. He told me all about how, in medical school, he had studied human anatomy extensively. He knew everything he needed to know about the practice of dissecting a body, but when it came time to make the first cut into a cadaver, he almost tossed his cookies. But he didn’t puke; he made the cut. It was really hard at first, he said, but the experience taught him more than any book could have.

You get what I’m sayin’, right? Growing pains.

Nothing wrong with making mistakes if you can learn from them to improve your game in the future. I guess I’d rather learn this lesson within my first month on the job than down the road once I’ve established some real cred and something mega’s at stake.

Anyways, I just want to apologize to anyone who may have been freaked out by my tweet earlier today. I hope that in time, I can earn your trust back… but until then, I’ll stick to what I know best – Hilaritawesomeness.

Check out the saddest IMDB profile ever (via @DarynJones):

heh heh heh…

Bed time for me! Majorhuge day tomorrow. If you thought my Perez interview was cool, just wait until you see who I’ve got lined up next :) eeeee!

<3,

Laur-Anne Sellors O’Nizzle

Nerd Merch and MuchMusicMadness

So much to blog about – so little time to blog! ARGH!

I have exactly 20 minutes, so here goes…

Today, I had my first real article published as a Staff Reporter at The Toronto Star. “It’s hip to be square: Nerd merch brings in the bank” is a piece that’s quite near and dear to my own heart, being a bona fide geekgirl and all.

As I tweeted this morning, opening the paper to see this article dominating the cover of the living section was better than Christmas. I’ll take a front-page(ish) byline over eggnog and tubesocks any ding dong day of the week.

In other excitements, The 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards are now only THREE DAYS AWAY – AHHHH! I still don’t know what the heck I’m going to wear… Any stylista friends in the area want to come shopping with me today? DiStef? Issie? Rachel Zoe?

As you may have already seen, I was not chosen as one of the two “on-the-ground” VVIP bloggers for this year’s MMVAS. I ammmm, however, one of the 4 digital rockstars who will be bringing you exclusive MMVA dirt all weekend long, so stay tuned to all 6 VVIP feeds if you want scizzity scoop from the kids who know what’s up -> The fabulous Ms. Karly Moy (aka hustlegrl) and Andrew Bravener (aka cutie mchottie) on the ground, and The Moose Crew, oneloveTO, Alex Kazemi and yours truly from wherever the heck we happen to be during the show.

I have a feeling that the Moose Crew will be hitting up the red carpet or something wild like that, ’cause that’s how they roll… as for me – well, I’ll be running around the MMVA set all ninja-styles in a headset and heels helping to ensure that the show runs smoothly.

I may not be an on-the-ground VVIP, but I’ll still be on the ground, my homies – tworkin’ away as a talent wrangler!

I can’t even tell you how psyched I am to be part of wrangling team this year. Some of my MuchCronies have done it before and assure me that it’s pretty much the coolest job in the history of jobs.

We’re responsible for ensuring that all presenters, performers and award winners are accounted for and where they need to be when directors need them to be there.

Basically, I’ll be assigned to one celebrity and act as a VIP concierge / production assistant for the duration of the show and rehearsal periods – ushering said celebrity around the event, from limo to stage to greenroom to lounge… looks like I may end up in the VVIP room after all :)

Unfortunately, I will not be able to partake in any of the glass clinking festivities – but that’s totally okay. I’d rather work than play when it comes to this kind of thing. I’ve gots to keep it profesh, ya know? Which means that NO, I will not be Twitpiccing photos of Katy Perry in her dressing room or anything like that, so don’t even ask (sorry guys).

I will possibly show you a picture of the sick headset I’ll be sporting (cool!) and – get this – we’re encouraged to dress all fancy styles to blend in with the crowd. No ugly crew uniforms for this kid, huzzah!

Which brings me back to my little conundrum… wth do I wear to the most exciting event OF LIFE?

Time for this girl to hit the shops. I need to get some damn comfortable heels and an outfit that’s easy to run around in but cuter than a kitten/fishbowl toilet bowl handle, just in case I happen to show up in the background of some red-carpet pics or something :)

Ooh and the afterparties! Maybe I’ll bring a change of clothes… help me, Tim Gunn!!!

<3 always,

Lauren O’Lovinglifesohardrightnow

PS – If you’re in the T-dot this evening and don’t already have plans to check out k-os tonight at TIME, you should probably open up your google calendar and mark it in RIGHT MEOW. It’s vuggin k-os, people! One of Toronto’s finest. I’ve seen him live before and lemme telllll you – he’s as dope in person as he is in those fancy schmancy music videos. Anybody else remember jammin’ out down the street on the way to school with Crabbuckit on your discman? So good.

Malorkus, Dorkus Elizabeth.

GLAVIN!

Sooo my graduation photos came in while my parents were on vacay :S

I wasn’t too keen on the idea of being immortalized in a dorky hat in the first place – which, by the way, was the BOY’s hat since my gigantico skull and/or coif (I like to think it was my mass of hair?) was too big for the ladies’ hat. My shoulders were too small for the sash thing too. The photographer kept laughing “BIG HEAD, LITTLE SHOULDERS, FREAK!!!”

Er… something along those lines but less overtly cruel. I left feeling like Stewie Griffin, nonetheless.

Wow. That’s procrastination at it’s finest right there, my friends – hahaha.

Anyways, I was tempted to burn this heinous photo when I saw it in the mail until I looked at the invoice and learned that they cost more than my mothereffing TUITION for four years!!!

K, I’m obviously exaggerating just a titch, but seriously – these standardly awkward run-of-the-mill keepsakes are way overpriced.

I wouldn’t pay more than 10 bucks for a picture of my own kid! Maybe that’ll change after I have a kid though. Actually, I should hope it would since I’ve spent a lot more than ten dollars on photos of my cats over the years…

My official graduation is next Monday, and it is my sincerest hope that I don’t trip over my gown and stumble into the president of the university, hit him in the crotch with my head and then run out of the auditorium with blood running out of my nose, sneezing all the way because I’m allergic to the flowers…

*fingers crossed*

More posting later – right now I’ve gotta fly up out of this starbucks and look at another apartment. Hopefully, this one isn’t on top of a strip club that serves hot dogs and next to a methadone clinic!

Ahhh Toronto. You’ve gotchyer charms, ya do…

<3 L

Big things poppin’…

It’s offish, snuggle puppies – The MuchMusic Video Awards Virgin Mobile VVIP program is now LIVE! huzzah!

Muy Excitemento :)

If you missed my previous post about all of this Vvipity goodness and how I came to be one of MuchMusic’s Digital Correspondents for the 2010 MMVAs, you can click here to read it now, or watch my intro video right nyah:

Now, not to be all neeeedy-like, but if you’ve got a second to spare maybe you could go check oot my profile and show your girl some lahv, lahv, lahv (I want your looooove.)

*cough*

*cough*

In other life news, things are still straight crazy on the everything front.

And by crazy, I mean crazy awesome… for the most part.

Of course, as I wrote last week – life can only be one of two things: awesome or hilarious.

Here’s my list of long-weekend awesomeness and hilarity:

  • Spending most of my weekend outside in the sunshine. Hollah @ this hot hot heat! I think it’s safe to say that my skin colour has been upgraded from “ghost” to “librarian”. (Awesome)
  • Having to get around three geese who were stopping traffic by standing right in the middle of the road. Two of them started to charge towards my car when I tried to drive around them. I physically had to get out of the vehicle, yell and wave my arms around all crazy-styles to shoo the big birds away while people in cars behind me laughed at my ridiculousness. Embarrasing? yes. Hilarious in retrospect? A little bit. (what is it with Geese, btw? Is it just me or do they all have like,serious attitude problems? Haters.)
  • Strapping on my TMNT Shell backpack and exploring a haunted island in the middle of the Detroit river (separate blogpost about THAT adventure later).
  • Last night’s season finale episode of The Big Bang Theory. Could Sheldon fall in love? With BLOSSOM? Oh this is gooood. The only thing better would be if Sheldon Cooper were to date say, a blonde blogger-chick from Canada or something… (awesome)
  • Rolling straight through what I can only hope was dog poop with my brand new rollerblade wheels. I didn’t notice it until I was already 3 wheels deep thanks to the stupid piece of white fuzz that landed right on my freaking eyeball moments earlier. (hilarious… and gross.)
  • Coming home to find a bunch of shirtless guys chilling in my backyard (awesome!)
  • Realizing that it was my little brother’s friends (hilarious, in a very disturbing way)
  • Stumbling upon this shirt and scrounging up the will power NOT to buy it. Looks like I’ve got a bit of self control after all :) Who’dathunk?

Eek! I just looked at the clock. Time flies when you’re having fun, and blogging is the most fun an word loving nerd-spaz can have, for serious.

Time for this kid to get to bed. Tomorrow, I start my new job :)

Am I nervous? Incredibly. Excited? you betcha. Ready? Well… I guess I’ll find out tomorrow.

Who knows what will go down in the newsroom when I’m there. Maybe there will be a crazy murder or a huge explosion!!!

Maybe… just maybe, if I’m lucky, there will be some sort of incident involving Turtles in a half-shell…

<3

April O’Nizzle in training

Gearing up for Camp VJ at The Toronto Star

After a brief jaunt home, I’m back to the busy city for another week of Torontonian fun!

If one could check into roads on foursquare, I would totally be mayor of the Macdonald–Cartier Freeway – no jokes. This is my third trip to Toronto in less than a week! Fortunately, I’m going to be here for more than 2 days this time.

There’s a lot going on in the city this week. Actually, there’s a lot going on in this city every week… but if you’re a new media journalist / web content producer / social media ninja / digital reporter / whatever the heck I am, it is an especially busy (and doooope) week.

First off, there’s mesh – Canada’s Web Conference. The conference itself is a huge deal, but more importantly for my purposes (as I’m both way too poor and way too busy to attend the actual conference) are the social events /after parties :) Hollah @ your girl if you’re going to be around, ja?

The main reason I’m in Toronto this week, however, is for Camp VJ at the Toronto Star : A three day digital content workshop consisting of “hands-on instruction on web reporting, video reporting and visual multimedia techniques.”

Visual Editors founder Robb Montgomery runs these cross-media journalism workshops and new media training seminars all over the world. Later this week, he’ll be in Moscow. Next week, Cairo. Sweet gig, huh?

Check out this video from Camp Journalism in Chicago if you’re interested in learning more:

I suspect that I’ll be meeting quite a few cool people over the next couple of days. I’m super psyched – and a little bit nervous, to tell you the truth. Okay, a lotta bit nervous.

You see, I’m not going to Toronto’s Camp VJ as a camper… I’ll be there as an instructor.

I know – I can barely believe it myself… especially after reading the other instructor bios on the event page.

The instruction team, along with Robb (and me!), includes newsroom all-stars like Roger Gillespie, Angela Pacienza, Bill Dunphy, Ellin Bessner and Shauna Rempel.

I’m beyond flattered to have been asked to be a part of this. Fingers crossed that I live up to the challenge!

If I do so happen to trip over my own feet and faceplant into a table full of timbits while 50 people watch, aghast and trembling with suppressed laughter, I promise you’ll hear all about it in real time. Gotta love Smartphones & Twitter :)

Time to rest up. I’ve gots a big week ahead of me. Interested in web development Toronto? You should be.

Love Always,

-The honourable mayor of her best friend’s couch, Lauren O’Nizzle.

LIVE from ROFLcon II [video]

We’re here, we’re here! Huzzah and hoorah!

We’ve just recieved our awesome registration packages and now we’re in the middle of that whole “ass-kissing & mingling” period that usually comes with copious amounts of free coffee and little fruit platter thingies… except there are no ananas, and there is NO FREE COFFEE HERE. An internet themed conference with NO CAFFIENE AVAILABLE? Double yoo tee eff to the power of twenty!!! Starbucks, aheezy!

Anyways, I don’t have a whole whack of time before things pop off for realz for realz (Keynote on ‘The Future of the World Weird Web’ by Ethan Zuckerman and danah boyd [sic] at 1:00pm!), but I wanted to take a quick minute to update my e-homies on mission ROFLcon 2010. So here’s a little vlog. Please don’t hate on the white, white, white-ness. I’m against a window.

It’s really starting to fill up in here… getting mighty nerdy – just the way I like it :) A lot of press, too. ABC News is here, WNYC is here, and a whole bunch of what I assume are other independent media makers toting around video cameras and microphones.

Maybe I’ll do up a podcast tomorrals! Or maybe I’ll just blog, ’cause that’s how I like to roll best :) Unless… unless I do some VIDEO INTERVIEWS! That’s what I like best of ALL!

It’s on.

Time to go mingle and kiss asses!

<3
ROFLco’Nizzle

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